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Jitne Teji Se Aajkal Sampo Me Vitamins, Kaju, Baadam, Minerals Paye Ja Rahe Hai Dar Hai Kisi Din Use Mid Day Meal Ke Menu Me Shamil Na Kaar Diya Jaye

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Ek Shadi me jab photographer ne Dhara-dhar Radhe Maa ke 300 photo khich liye
taab Dulhan ke papa ne use bataya "Ruko Bhai ruko jraa... Dulhan Radhe
Maa nahi hai, Dulhan abhi beauty parlour me hai

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Hasrat-e-Didaar ke liye uski gali me Mobile ki dukaan kholi
Maat poocho aab Halat-e-babsi...
Roj ek naya ladka uska Mobile No. ko Rechage karwane aata hai

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Ladka Speedbraker Ke Upper Se Bike
Nikalega Ya Side Se....
Ye Espe Depend Karta Hai
Peeche Friend Betha Hai Ya Girlfriend...

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Airtel Girl to Santa-kaya aap ke Mobile 4G hai?
Santa- Mere Mobile me 6G hai
Girl-Impossible!!
Santa- U ka hai hamra mobile me double sim hai aur dono me 3G+3G hai
to ho gaya na madam 6G

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Bhartiya naari sanskaar wali hoti hai
Vo kabhi sabke samne apne pati ko
-Abe Gadhe
-Oye Gadhe
-Sun Gadhe
nahi bolti
esiliye wo short me
"A.G./O.G./Suno G. kahti hai"

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Kuch log Facebook(Social Websites) par Dislike button se satisfied nahi hai
woh esa button chahte hai...
Jis par click karne se comment karne wale ke ghar kanooni notice pahuch jaaye

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Mai to chahta hu ki Govt. mere WhatsApp msgs ko pade
aur unko hamri Problem ka pata chale ki kese hum Girlfriend ko impress kese kate hai?
Dosto se rupye udhar lekar
unko Dominos, Mac D, KFC, PVR le jate hai,
Bus se chale wale ladke Girlfriend ko Taxi me le jate hai, Kaya pata Govt.
Love subsidiary jari kar de.....

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Santa-bhaiya Aaj Somose Acche Nahi Bane Hai
Kal Wale Acche The
Samosa Waala- Kaya Baat Kar Rahe Ho?
Ye Smose Kal Wale To Hai Bhaiya....

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बेताल पचीसी में बेताल ने महाराजा विक्रमदित्य से 25 वां सवाल पूछा था जिसका जवाब महाराजा विक्रमादित्य नहीं दे पाये थे।
वह सवाल था --

लालू के बड़े बेटे की उम्र 25 साल और छोटे बेटे की उम्र 26 साल।दोनों बेटों के बीच में एक बेटी भी पैदा हुई।
तो हे राजन ! लालू की बेटी की उम्र बताओ।

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