Jokes-Funny SMS

Aalu ka paratha aur Sarso ka Saag...
Waah Waah...
Aalu ka paratha aur Sarso ka Saag.....
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Daya, yahi kahi par milega koi Suraag !!!!!!

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Usko apne pyar ka izhaar karu kaise...


Usko apne pyar ka izhaar karu kaise...


Daya pata lagao, akhir ye khooon hua kaise!!!

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Gujar Gaye kitane din, hogaye Kitne saal
Gujar Gaye kitane din, hogaye Kitne saal
Par aaj bhi ACP karta hain mujrim ka wahi bura haal.

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Baarish mai chaata na ho toh tu bhig jayega....
Wah Wah....
Baarish mai chaata na ho toh tu bhig jayega.....
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Acp pradyuman bola is kamre se koi bahar nahi jayega...

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Paani ko freezer me rakhne se banti hai baraf.....


Paani ko freezer me rakhne se banti hai baraf.....




Daya tum jaaao us taraf.....
aur abhijit tum us taraf..

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Kisi ke khayaalon me hum kho gaye...
kisi ke khayaloon me hum khoo gaye.....

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fedricks ne acp prayduman se kahaa- sir finger prints match hoo gaye....

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abhijeet says, daya thoda rakho hosla
abhijeet says, daya thoda rakho hosla
tarika ke baal matlab hai chidiya ka ghosla

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Jindagi mein agey badne se yun na daro....
Jindagi mein agey badne se yun na daro....
Daya jaldi se us gadi ka peecha karo...

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Kya hua tha raat mein, kaise mar gaya Tony.
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Gaur farmayiga...
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Kya hua tha raat mein, kaise mar gaya Tony.
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Janane k liye dekhiye CID, only on Sony...

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Tumhare pyar me hume nind nahi aati
Tumhare pyar me hume nind nahi aati.
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Daya do thappad na laga de tab tak mujrimo ko akkal nahi aati....

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