Khooni ke sir par hai koon ka saaya..... Kooni ke sir par hai koon ka saya.....ACP praduban ne kha daya 2 min ruko mai moot ke aaya..
Tumhari biwi ki bahen tumhari sali he
wah wa
Tumhari biwi ki bahen tumhari sali he
wah wa
Acp Says: Daya ye pistol
To Khali hai.
Aaj kal bacho ne padna chod diya..
Wha wa,
Aaj kal bacho ne padna chod diya..
Wa,
ACP toilet me or Daya ne Darwaja tod diya !
Bhai wa.
CID Jokes:
Swimming pool mein paani bohot gehra hai
Daya says- "Sir lagta hai yeh aadmi iss hotel mein
kisi dusre naam se thehra hai."
Bahar kuch mara hai, billi hai ya chuha hai...
Bahar kuch mara hai, billi hai ya chuha hai...
Abhijeet khoon isi gun se hua hai!!!
Ful khile baharo me ghata cha gayi....
Ful khile baharo me ghata cha gayi....
Dr. Salunke kya post mortem ki report aa gayi!!!
Dopahar ka waqt hai, billi chat par soyi hai..
Waaah Waah....
Dopahar ka waqt hai, billi chat par syi hai....
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Daya Pata Lagao, khuni Inme se Koi Hai....
Teri hasi par saari Jawaani Luta Doonga....
Wah Wah...
Teri hasi par, saari jawaani Luta Doonga.....
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Wahi ruk jao.. Warna mai Goli Chalaa Doonga .
tel bin samosa pak nahi sakta...
tel bin samosa pak nahi sakta...
ACP Bola: dushman kahi bhi chhupa ho, humse bach nahi sakta..
mere ghar ke saamne bhel puri ka stall hai...
mere ghar ke saamne bhel puri ka stall hai...
daya, ho na ho, iske pi6e zarur kisi dushman ka haath hai..