Jokes-Funny SMS

Khooni ke sir par hai koon ka saaya..... Kooni ke sir par hai koon ka saya.....ACP praduban ne kha daya 2 min ruko mai moot ke aaya..

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Tumhari biwi ki bahen tumhari sali he


wah wa

Tumhari biwi ki bahen tumhari sali he

wah wa


Acp Says: Daya ye pistol


To Khali hai.

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Aaj kal bacho ne padna chod diya..


Wha wa,



Aaj kal bacho ne padna chod diya..



Wa,



ACP toilet me or Daya ne Darwaja tod diya !
Bhai wa.

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Swimming pool mein paani bohot gehra hai



Daya says- "Sir lagta hai yeh aadmi iss hotel mein

kisi dusre naam se thehra hai."

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Bahar kuch mara hai, billi hai ya chuha hai...


Bahar kuch mara hai, billi hai ya chuha hai...


Abhijeet khoon isi gun se hua hai!!!

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Ful khile baharo me ghata cha gayi....


Ful khile baharo me ghata cha gayi....


Dr. Salunke kya post mortem ki report aa gayi!!!

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Dopahar ka waqt hai, billi chat par soyi hai..
Waaah Waah....
Dopahar ka waqt hai, billi chat par syi hai....
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Daya Pata Lagao, khuni Inme se Koi Hai....

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Teri hasi par saari Jawaani Luta Doonga....
Wah Wah...
Teri hasi par, saari jawaani Luta Doonga.....
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Wahi ruk jao.. Warna mai Goli Chalaa Doonga .

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tel bin samosa pak nahi sakta...

tel bin samosa pak nahi sakta...

ACP Bola: dushman kahi bhi chhupa ho, humse bach nahi sakta..

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mere ghar ke saamne bhel puri ka stall hai...

mere ghar ke saamne bhel puri ka stall hai...

daya, ho na ho, iske pi6e zarur kisi dushman ka haath hai..

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