Once rajnikant teaches a kid how to open the door
without ringing the bell ?
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Now that kid is known as C.I.D inspector DAYA
Ek bar Ruma ke bhai Rahul ka khun ho gaya tha.Tab...
Daya(ne pucha)-Kya tumhara bhai Rahul hai?
Ruma-Haa.
Abhijeet-Dimaag me thoda aur zoor deke socho kya Rahul tumhara bhai tha?
Ruma-Haa.
A.C.P. Pratiman-Oh no! Oh no!
Isska matlab yeh hua ki tum Rahul ke sister ho!!!
mummy say to baby- beta so ja nahi to gabbar aa jayega...
Acp say to daya- daya gadi jaldi bhaga nahi to khuni bhag jayega...
Nail paint lagaya jata hai Nail main,
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Wah-wah..
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Nail paint lagaya jata hai Nail main,
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ACP- ab tum zindagi bhar sadte rehna Jail main.:-D
Fedrick bola Sir ladki badi rangeen hai
Gaur farmaaiye, fedrick bola Sir ladki badi rangeen ha
ACP Pradhuman bola
fedrick, ladki to rangeen hai par maamla bada sangeen hai
Good morning ke baad afternoon hua hai,
Good morning ke baad afternoon hua hai,
Daya ye sadharan maut nahi iska khoon hua hai.
aajkal bandar bhi pahanta he
amul macho
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gaur farmahiye...
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aajkal bandar bhi pahanta he
amul macho
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daya ki maa ka b*~#$a
nacho re nacho.
CID is back..
Itne saal huye Daya ki koi girlfriend nahi he,
Itne saal huye Daya ki koi girlfriend nahi he,
ACP bola, Abhijeet pata lagao ye Daya gay to nahi he......
Na Bandook se maaro, na Bomb se Maaro....
Waah... Waah...
Na Bandook Se Maaro , Na Bomb Se Maaro....
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Daya, is ghar ka Chappa Chappa Chaan Maro....
Har Roz Suraj Dhalta Hai
wah wah!!
Har Roz Suraj Dhalta Hai...
wah wah!!
Daya-Sir,
Dr. Salunke ka Dimaag to Computer se bhi Tej Chalta hai.