Impact of Movies:
Teacher :- Who is Mahatma Gandhi?
Student:- He is the one who helped
Munna Bhai to impress his girlfriend!
Hasti thi hasa ti thi..
Roti thi rulati thi...
Jub bhi milti thi dil me dard jagati thi...
Jab dusre k satha bhagi tab pata chala sali mamu banati thi...
Munna Bhai
Are Circit yeh doctor log operation se pahle patient ko behosh kiyon karte hai
Circit
Bhai bole to patient operaton sikh jayega to
Raat ke pehlu me chand sittare chaye he*
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wah wah
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Raat ke pehlu me chand sittare chaye he*
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Madam Darwaja kholiye hum CID sse aaye he
kab se me sun rha hu tumari bak-bak
wah-wah
kab se me sun rha hu tumari buk-buk
ACP- ab bus intjar karte rehna jail me fansi ka order aane tak.
Aaj Kal Bacho Ne Padna Chod Diya..
Gor Frmaiye..
Aaj Kal Bacho Ne Padna Chod Diya...
Acp Tha Toilet Me Or
Daya Ne Darwaja Tod Diya...
Chod chad k apne salim ki gali anarkali disko chali
Dhyan se sunega
Chod chad k apne salim ki gali anarkali disko chali
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daya chan maro yaha ka chappa chappa gali gali
Nail paint lagaya jata hai Nail main,
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Wah-wah..
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Nail paint lagaya jata hai Nail main,
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ACP- ab tum zindagi bhar sadte rehna Jail main.
Sansani
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India mein itne Murder nahi huwe jitne CID ne case solve kar diye
Disco baar me kyu hai dhamal.
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Disco baar me kyu hai dhammal.
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Acp: Daya surkshit kale mere bal vasmol ne kiya kmal