Jokes-Funny SMS

Added 9 years ago

Impact of Movies:

Teacher :- Who is Mahatma Gandhi?

Student:- He is the one who helped
Munna Bhai to impress his girlfriend!

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Hasti thi hasa ti thi..
Roti thi rulati thi...
Jub bhi milti thi dil me dard jagati thi...
Jab dusre k satha bhagi tab pata chala sali mamu banati thi...

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Munna Bhai

Are Circit yeh doctor log operation se pahle patient ko behosh kiyon karte hai


Circit

Bhai bole to patient operaton sikh jayega to

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Raat ke pehlu me chand sittare chaye he*
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wah wah
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Raat ke pehlu me chand sittare chaye he*
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Madam Darwaja kholiye hum CID sse aaye he

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kab se me sun rha hu tumari bak-bak

wah-wah

kab se me sun rha hu tumari buk-buk

ACP- ab bus intjar karte rehna jail me fansi ka order aane tak.

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Aaj Kal Bacho Ne Padna Chod Diya..
Gor Frmaiye..
Aaj Kal Bacho Ne Padna Chod Diya...
Acp Tha Toilet Me Or
Daya Ne Darwaja Tod Diya...

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Chod chad k apne salim ki gali anarkali disko chali

Dhyan se sunega

Chod chad k apne salim ki gali anarkali disko chali
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daya chan maro yaha ka chappa chappa gali gali

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Nail paint lagaya jata hai Nail main,
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Wah-wah..
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Nail paint lagaya jata hai Nail main,
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ACP- ab tum zindagi bhar sadte rehna Jail main.

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Sansani
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India mein itne Murder nahi huwe jitne CID ne case solve kar diye

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Disco baar me kyu hai dhamal.
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Disco baar me kyu hai dhammal.
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Acp: Daya surkshit kale mere bal vasmol ne kiya kmal

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