Jokes-Funny SMS

Munna bhi : Oye Short Circuit yeh
light bulb py baap ka naam kya
likh raha hai?
CIRCUIT : Apun baap ka
naam roshan kr rehly hai.

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Munna Bhai: Aay circuit, baapu
bole to gandhi ji kapre kyun nahi
pehantay thay?
Circuit: Bhai bole to bapu bhi us
time k Salmaan Khan thay!!!

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PROFESSOR: Aqqal badi ki bhains?
MUNNA BHAI: Bole to pehlay
date of birth to bata mamu…

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MUNNA BHAI : Mamu, Tu kitna pada hai?
MAMU : B.A.
MUNNA BHAI : Sala, do akshar pada aur who bhi ulta?

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LECTURER: Write a note on Gandhi Jayanti.

CIRCUIT WRITES: Gandhi was a great man,
but maa kasam i dont know who is Jayanti.
Koi locha-lafda hoga bappu ka!

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MUNNA BHAI visits Mysore palace.
CIRCUIT: bhai us kursi par mat baithna.
MUNNA: kaiku ?
CIRCUIT: wo tipu sultan ki he bhai.
MUNNA: tension kaiku leta he re maamu ?
aayega to uth jaunga re ,i shappath !!!

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Munna Bhai:- a Circuit, apun k mind me 1 laucha chal rela he,
ye Bagla 1 tang utha k kae ko sota he?
Circuit:- aray simple Bhai,
bolay to agar Bagla dosri tang b utha lega to gir jai ga. . .

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Munna bhai:Yeh AUTOMATICALY kya hai?
Circuit:Bole to auto me ladki ja rahi hai jis k sar pe ek b baal nahi hai,
bole to simple hai bhai AUTO-ME-TAKKLY!

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Circuit: bhai jail ko hindhi me hawalat kyu kehte hai??
Bhai: kyu ki jail me khane ko sirf hawa aur laat hi mil ti hai..

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MUNNA BHAI :- A Circuit yaar mere ko woh sister ( nurse ) se pyaar ho gaya hai.
Love letter kaise likhun ?
Circuit :- Simple BHAI aap likh dalo I love you sister . I am your munna BHAI....

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