Santa was drawing money from ATM.
Banta, who was just behind him in
the line said: I’ve seen ur password. It’s ****.
Sant: U r wrong. It’s 1394.
Pappu while filling up a form:
What should I write against mother tongue.?
Santa: Very long…..!
Santa cuts sides of the capsule
before taking it?
Guess why?
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To avoid the side effects!
Santa had a dream in which someone murdered him.
Next day he closed his bank account. Know why?
Because the bank’s slogan was:
We make your dreams come true…
Santa:
Major Rohail told me T.V cabel is not good for kids,
they don’t study,so i got rid of it
Banta: Good?
Santa: Now we have a Dish Installed
MUNNA BHAI: circuit agar bina
daant wala kutta kate to kya
karne ka re?
CIRCUIT:simple he bhai, bina sui
wala injection lene ka!!!
ha ha ha
Munna bhai:apun ko kaisy pata
chalay ga k ye bakra hai ya
bakri?"
circuit:"simple bhai ,pathar mar
kar dekho,
ager bhaga to bakra
aur ager bhagi to bakri.
After finishing MBBS... Dr Munna
Bhai starts his practice.
He checked his FIRST patient's
eyes,
tongue and ears by TORCH and
finally what did he say?
Battery is OK
MUNNA BHAI: Circuit, boly toh
yeh Ford kya hai?
CIRCUIT: Bhai, gaadi hai.
MUNNA BHAI: Tu phir, yeh
Oxford kya hai?
CIRCUIT: Boly toh, simple hai
bhai.
Ox many Bael, Ford mane gaadi.
Oxford bole toh Baelgaadi.
Circuit:
Bhai, American President Kahan
Rehta Hai?
Munna: Dhobighaat Py
Circuit: Dhobighaat Bolay Tu?
Munna:
English Me Bolay Tu Washing Town