Jokes-Funny SMS

Santa was drawing money from ATM.
Banta, who was just behind him in
the line said: I’ve seen ur password. It’s ****.
Sant: U r wrong. It’s 1394.

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Pappu while filling up a form:
What should I write against mother tongue.?
Santa: Very long…..!

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Santa cuts sides of the capsule
before taking it?
Guess why?
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To avoid the side effects!

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Santa had a dream in which someone murdered him.
Next day he closed his bank account. Know why?
Because the bank’s slogan was:
We make your dreams come true…

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Santa:
Major Rohail told me T.V cabel is not good for kids,
they don’t study,so i got rid of it

Banta: Good?
Santa: Now we have a Dish Installed

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MUNNA BHAI: circuit agar bina
daant wala kutta kate to kya
karne ka re?
CIRCUIT:simple he bhai, bina sui
wala injection lene ka!!!
ha ha ha

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Munna bhai:apun ko kaisy pata
chalay ga k ye bakra hai ya
bakri?"
circuit:"simple bhai ,pathar mar
kar dekho,
ager bhaga to bakra
aur ager bhagi to bakri.

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After finishing MBBS... Dr Munna
Bhai starts his practice.
He checked his FIRST patient's
eyes,
tongue and ears by TORCH and
finally what did he say?

Battery is OK

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MUNNA BHAI: Circuit, boly toh
yeh Ford kya hai?
CIRCUIT: Bhai, gaadi hai.
MUNNA BHAI: Tu phir, yeh
Oxford kya hai?
CIRCUIT: Boly toh, simple hai
bhai.
Ox many Bael, Ford mane gaadi.
Oxford bole toh Baelgaadi.

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Circuit:
Bhai, American President Kahan
Rehta Hai?
Munna: Dhobighaat Py
Circuit: Dhobighaat Bolay Tu?
Munna:
English Me Bolay Tu Washing Town

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