Jokes-Funny SMS

1SHRABI let kar gane ga rha tha
2-3 gane ga kr wo ulta letkar gane laga
Snta:yar ulta let kar Q gane lga
Srabi:pehle A side thi ab B side he.

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Santa ka padosi mar gaya
Wo uske ghar gaya or Pucha Body aa gai kya? Tabi body lekr Ambulance aa gayi
Santa: Lo Batao kitni lambi umar he.

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Bantas advise:-
Dont carry umbrella during rain
Keep WHISPER on ur head
ye ghanto tak geelepan
ka ahsas nahi hone deta

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Maths Teacher Was Teaching
Mathematical Conversions

Teacher-If
1000 Kgs= Ton.
Then

For 3000 Kgs
=How Much?

Santa-
Ton!Ton!Ton!

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Salesman:This computer will
cut your workload by 50%.

Santa:That is great,
I will take two of them

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Banta owned a factory.
He issued orders that only married
men would be employed.
Friend asks: Why this ?

Bant reply:
Because married men are more obedient.

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Santa goes 2 a Petrol Pump
sees a board Don”t use Mobile Here,
he Picks his Mobile Phone,
Calls everyone from his phone
& says DON”T CALL ME NOW.

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Santa: Look a thief has entered our kitchen
and he is eating the cake I made.

Banta: Whom should I call now,
Police or Ambulance?

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American: In our country ,
marriage even takes place with email.

Santa: In India, it is only with a female

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An astronomer was watching the sky from his telescope.
Santa Singh was observing him, suddenly a star falls.

Seeing that Santa Singh shouted, “what a shot you made!”

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