Santa:Oye tera ek daat nila kaise ho gaya
Banta:Yaar maine ink lagai hai.
Santa:Vo kyun?
Banta:Yaar aajkal BLUETOOTH bahut mashur hai
1 Girl Fasi Laga rhi thi
Santa ne Window se Dekha,
Socho Santa kya bola hoga?
Sirf latkne se height nhi bdhegi mumy ko bolo COMPLAN pilaye
Sir: Muhavre
Ka Istemal Karo..
'Muh Me Pani Ana'
Santa: Jaise Hi Maine Nal Ko
Muh Laga K Nal Chalu Kiya,
Mere Muh Me Pani Aa Gaya.
Santa:Meri Biwi Itna Mazaq karti he kya batau
DOST:Kaise?
Santa:Kal maine Uski Ankhon par hath Rakh K bola"main Kon?"To wo boli "DODH WALA"
Ek bar santa hospitle ke samne ro raha tha. Banta bola kyun ro rahe ho.
Santa ne jawab diya-main khoon ka test karne aya tha ungly kaat di.
Banta bola ary yaar main tu paisaab ka test karany aya hoo
Snta sar k sath-sath kandho par b shampu laga raha tha.
Banta-kandho pe sampu Q laga rahe ho?
Snt-Pagle ye koi aam sampu nhi he ye Head & Shoulder he.
Snta:Mobile
mein kuch
gaane load
karna hai.?
Servicing Man: Memory card
hai kya?
Snta:"nahi.
Ration card hai chalega kya..?"
Anil ambani:-
Agar Me Subah Apni Car Me Niklu To Sham Tak Apni Aadhi Zameen Bhi Nahi Dekh Skta....
Santa:-
Hamare Paas Bhi Pehle Aisi Hi "Khataara Car" Thi...
Santa-yar teri wife kise mar gayi banta-matheper goli lagi.
Santa-achha hua goli aakho per nahi lagi verna andhi ho jati.
Teacher : Tel any Microsoft product name?
Sam: MS excel
Deepu: MS word
Rony: MS Powerpoint
Santa: after thinking a lot-
MS Dhoni...!