Jokes-Funny SMS

Santa:Oye tera ek daat nila kaise ho gaya

Banta:Yaar maine ink lagai hai.

Santa:Vo kyun?

Banta:Yaar aajkal BLUETOOTH bahut mashur hai

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1 Girl Fasi Laga rhi thi
Santa ne Window se Dekha,
Socho Santa kya bola hoga?





Sirf latkne se height nhi bdhegi mumy ko bolo COMPLAN pilaye

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Sir: Muhavre
Ka Istemal Karo..

'Muh Me Pani Ana'

Santa: Jaise Hi Maine Nal Ko

Muh Laga K Nal Chalu Kiya,

Mere Muh Me Pani Aa Gaya.

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Santa:Meri Biwi Itna Mazaq karti he kya batau

DOST:Kaise?

Santa:Kal maine Uski Ankhon par hath Rakh K bola"main Kon?"To wo boli "DODH WALA"

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Ek bar santa hospitle ke samne ro raha tha. Banta bola kyun ro rahe ho.
Santa ne jawab diya-main khoon ka test karne aya tha ungly kaat di.
Banta bola ary yaar main tu paisaab ka test karany aya hoo

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Snta sar k sath-sath kandho par b shampu laga raha tha.
Banta-kandho pe sampu Q laga rahe ho?

Snt-Pagle ye koi aam sampu nhi he ye Head & Shoulder he.

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Snta:Mobile
mein kuch

gaane load

karna hai.?

Servicing Man: Memory card

hai kya?

Snta:"nahi.

Ration card hai chalega kya..?"

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Anil ambani:-
Agar Me Subah Apni Car Me Niklu To Sham Tak Apni Aadhi Zameen Bhi Nahi Dekh Skta....

Santa:-
Hamare Paas Bhi Pehle Aisi Hi "Khataara Car" Thi...

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Santa-yar teri wife kise mar gayi banta-matheper goli lagi.
Santa-achha hua goli aakho per nahi lagi verna andhi ho jati.

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Teacher : Tel any Microsoft product name?

Sam: MS excel

Deepu: MS word

Rony: MS Powerpoint

Santa: after thinking a lot-
MS Dhoni...!

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