Santa's Father bought a NEW SIM CARD..
Santa saved that Number in his Mobile Phone as,
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"New Father"
Santa 500 k Note Pe Likha Number DiaL kr rha tha
Banta-Kya kr rhe Ho
Santa-M Dekh rha Hu
GandhiJi To Chale Gye Par Unka Mobile kis k Pas he
Santa Cricket Khel Kar Aaya..
Banta: Kitne Run Banaye?
Santa: Century Hone Me 99 Run Baki The Or mai Out Ho Gaya.
Banta: Shit Yaar so close!
SANTA-Bhiga sa lagta h alam mujhe..
Bhigi si lagti hai subah mujhe..
Bhiga lag raha h saara jahan mujhe..
BANTA-uth saale, bistar par moot diya h.
Interviewer-To bataiye PANI k bina Insan kaise Marega?
Santa-PANI nhi hoga to insan tair nhi payega.Tair nhi payega to doob jayega aur mar jayega.
Snta-Yaar Shadi K Jode Kon banata He?
Bnta-Aasman Me Bhagwan Banate He
S-O teri, Yaar Galti Ho Gayi
B- Kya?
S- Mai To Tailor Ko De Aaya.
Santa Road Par Potty Kr Rha Tha.
Police Ne Use Pakd Lia.
Jb Use Le Jane Lage To
Santa Bola:
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Oye SaaLo Kaanoon K Rakhwalo!
Saboot to Le lo.
TEACHER- SANTA 1 AISA SENTENCE BANAO JISME URDU HINDI PUNJABI ENGLISH KA SAHI PRAYOG
HUA HO?
SANTA-"ISHQ DI GALI WICH NO ENTRY!!!
ek cinema hal me ek budhiya coldiring lekar baiti thi kabhi 5minat me muh lagati
kabhi 10minat me tabhi santa ko gussa aya our botal uthaya pura pi gaya bola aise
pite budhiya boli beta mai to usme pan kha kar thuk rahi thi.
Santa: tution master ka msg aaya hai ki Kal extra class hai, ab Kya kare ?
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Banta: "message sending failed" likh ke bhej de...