Jokes-Funny SMS

Added 9 years ago

Santa's Father bought a NEW SIM CARD..

Santa saved that Number in his Mobile Phone as,
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
"New Father"

Like SMS - 28 - SMS Length: 141 Santa Banta SMS
whatsapp-share fb-messenger-share telegram-share twitter-share sms-share
Added 9 years ago

Santa 500 k Note Pe Likha Number DiaL kr rha tha
Banta-Kya kr rhe Ho
Santa-M Dekh rha Hu
GandhiJi To Chale Gye Par Unka Mobile kis k Pas he

Like SMS - 28 - SMS Length: 145 Santa Banta SMS
whatsapp-share fb-messenger-share telegram-share twitter-share sms-share
Added 9 years ago

Santa Cricket Khel Kar Aaya..
Banta: Kitne Run Banaye?

Santa: Century Hone Me 99 Run Baki The Or mai Out Ho Gaya.

Banta: Shit Yaar so close!

Like SMS - 27 - SMS Length: 150 Santa Banta SMS
whatsapp-share fb-messenger-share telegram-share twitter-share sms-share
Added 9 years ago

SANTA-Bhiga sa lagta h alam mujhe..

Bhigi si lagti hai subah mujhe..

Bhiga lag raha h saara jahan mujhe..

BANTA-uth saale, bistar par moot diya h.

Like SMS - 29 - SMS Length: 158 Santa Banta SMS
whatsapp-share fb-messenger-share telegram-share twitter-share sms-share
Added 9 years ago

Interviewer-To bataiye PANI k bina Insan kaise Marega?
Santa-PANI nhi hoga to insan tair nhi payega.Tair nhi payega to doob jayega aur mar jayega.

Like SMS - 32 - SMS Length: 148 Santa Banta SMS
whatsapp-share fb-messenger-share telegram-share twitter-share sms-share
Added 9 years ago

Snta-Yaar Shadi K Jode Kon banata He?

Bnta-Aasman Me Bhagwan Banate He

S-O teri, Yaar Galti Ho Gayi

B- Kya?

S- Mai To Tailor Ko De Aaya.

Like SMS - 27 - SMS Length: 152 Santa Banta SMS
whatsapp-share fb-messenger-share telegram-share twitter-share sms-share
Added 9 years ago

Santa Road Par Potty Kr Rha Tha.
Police Ne Use Pakd Lia.
Jb Use Le Jane Lage To
Santa Bola:
.

.

.
Oye SaaLo Kaanoon K Rakhwalo!
Saboot to Le lo.

Like SMS - 29 - SMS Length: 164 Santa Banta SMS
whatsapp-share fb-messenger-share telegram-share twitter-share sms-share
Added 9 years ago

TEACHER- SANTA 1 AISA SENTENCE BANAO JISME URDU HINDI PUNJABI ENGLISH KA SAHI PRAYOG
HUA HO?

SANTA-"ISHQ DI GALI WICH NO ENTRY!!!

Like SMS - 27 - SMS Length: 136 Santa Banta SMS
whatsapp-share fb-messenger-share telegram-share twitter-share sms-share
Added 9 years ago

ek cinema hal me ek budhiya coldiring lekar baiti thi kabhi 5minat me muh lagati
kabhi 10minat me tabhi santa ko gussa aya our botal uthaya pura pi gaya bola aise
pite budhiya boli beta mai to usme pan kha kar thuk rahi thi.

Like SMS - 29 - SMS Length: 228 Santa Banta SMS
whatsapp-share fb-messenger-share telegram-share twitter-share sms-share
Added 9 years ago

Santa: tution master ka msg aaya hai ki Kal extra class hai, ab Kya kare ?
.
.
.
.
.
.
Banta: "message sending failed" likh ke bhej de...

Like SMS - 25 - SMS Length: 151 Santa Banta SMS
whatsapp-share fb-messenger-share telegram-share twitter-share sms-share

SMS Language

Both SMS