Jokes-Funny SMS

Santa To Banta Hum Dono Me Kya Rishta He
Bnta- Jo Besan Or PaKode Ka He

Santa-Wo Kese

Banta-QkI Jab Besan SANTA Hai Tabhi To PaKoda BANTA He.

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SANTA pahali bar Court gaya.

JAJ-
"Order ! Order !"

SANTA-
"1 Pizza, 2 Dosa, 3 Idli & 1 Cold-drink !"

JAJ-
"Shut Up !"

SANTA-
"No, No... 7-Up !"

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Santa Ne Amrud Liye to Usme Kida Nikla
Santa: Isme to Kida Nikla hai

Amrudwala: Ye Kismat ki Baat hai Kya Pata Agli Baar Motorcycle Nikal Jaye,

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Girl: Aajtak Tumne Kiss Nahi Kia Kiss Karona Muje
Santa: Nahi

Girl: Q Nahi?

Santa: Bade-Budhe Kah Gae He Aurato Ko Muh Nahi Lagana Chahiye.

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Santa- Are yaar tujhe english aati hai kya?
Banta- Ya ya!
Santa- Accha to bata nagpanchami ka opposite kya hoga?
Banta- Very easy. Nag does not punch me..

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santa: ye t.v. kitne ka hai?
dukandar: 1 lakh ka sir
santa: ye t.v. ki acchaiya(plus point)kya hai?
dukandar: light jane pe automatic off ho jata hai....
santa: exellent....ye muje pack krdo...

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Santa-Mujhe Apni GF Ko Gift Dena Hai, Kya Du


Banta-Chota Sa Diamond Ring De



Snta- Yaar, Koi Badi Chiz Bata Na

Bnta-Phir MRF Ka Tyre De De

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santa recharge karvane gaya.
santa-10rs ka rechrge kardo.
dukandar-10 me 7rs milege.
santa-koi baat nai 3 ki toffe de dena

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Teacher to SANTA

Tumne Home work Q nhi kiya?
.


Deadly Answr Given By

SANTA-Sir Qki

Hum to "Hostel" Me rehte He.

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Banta:Truck dekhkar darte kyon ho
Santa:Ek truck driver meri biwi lekar bhaag
gaya,
har baar lagta hai jaise vapas karne aya hai.

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