Santa To Banta Hum Dono Me Kya Rishta He
Bnta- Jo Besan Or PaKode Ka He
Santa-Wo Kese
Banta-QkI Jab Besan SANTA Hai Tabhi To PaKoda BANTA He.
SANTA pahali bar Court gaya.
JAJ-
"Order ! Order !"
SANTA-
"1 Pizza, 2 Dosa, 3 Idli & 1 Cold-drink !"
JAJ-
"Shut Up !"
SANTA-
"No, No... 7-Up !"
Santa Ne Amrud Liye to Usme Kida Nikla
Santa: Isme to Kida Nikla hai
Amrudwala: Ye Kismat ki Baat hai Kya Pata Agli Baar Motorcycle Nikal Jaye,
Girl: Aajtak Tumne Kiss Nahi Kia Kiss Karona Muje
Santa: Nahi
Girl: Q Nahi?
Santa: Bade-Budhe Kah Gae He Aurato Ko Muh Nahi Lagana Chahiye.
Santa- Are yaar tujhe english aati hai kya?
Banta- Ya ya!
Santa- Accha to bata nagpanchami ka opposite kya hoga?
Banta- Very easy. Nag does not punch me..
santa: ye t.v. kitne ka hai?
dukandar: 1 lakh ka sir
santa: ye t.v. ki acchaiya(plus point)kya hai?
dukandar: light jane pe automatic off ho jata hai....
santa: exellent....ye muje pack krdo...
Santa-Mujhe Apni GF Ko Gift Dena Hai, Kya Du
Banta-Chota Sa Diamond Ring De
Snta- Yaar, Koi Badi Chiz Bata Na
Bnta-Phir MRF Ka Tyre De De
santa recharge karvane gaya.
santa-10rs ka rechrge kardo.
dukandar-10 me 7rs milege.
santa-koi baat nai 3 ki toffe de dena
Teacher to SANTA
Tumne Home work Q nhi kiya?
.
Deadly Answr Given By
SANTA-Sir Qki
Hum to "Hostel" Me rehte He.
Banta:Truck dekhkar darte kyon ho
Santa:Ek truck driver meri biwi lekar bhaag
gaya,
har baar lagta hai jaise vapas karne aya hai.