Jokes-Funny SMS

santa-ye chhota medal tumhe kyu mila hai?
bnta-gane k liye,
snta-aur ye bada wala?
bnta-apna gana band krne k liye.

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autowala:bus stop tak ke 20rs.
santa:saman bhi sath me hai.

autowala: saman free hai.

santa:ok, saman le chal maine paidal aata hu.

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Santa School Se Rota Aaya
Ma: q Ro Rahe Ho?
S: SirNe Mara
M-Q
S-Wo Banta Ko Dant Rhe The
ToMaine Use Misal Di- Jo 'Bhokte' He Wo 'Kat'te' Ni.

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Santa:Wife agar husband ko
naukar smjh to husband ko
kya karna chaiye?
Banta: Zayda ku6 Nhi do char
ghar or dekh pakad lene
chaiye.

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Shadi k bad pehli rat santa
confuse ho
gaya,Ki Nayi Biwi se kya
Bolu? Aakhir me
bola-Aap ke gharwalo ko
malum hai, Ki Aap yaha mere Saath ho.

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Santa- Yaar, Meri Biwi Pani Se
Bohot Darti Hai.
Banta- Wo Kaise.?
Santa- Kal Wo Bathroom Me Bi
Security Guard Ke Sath Naha Rahi Thi.

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Santa-What Is Difference
Between COFFEE Shop & WINE
Shop?
Banta-COFFEE Shop Is The
Starting Point Of LOVE & WINE
Shop Is Last Point Of LOVE.

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Santa-Why Do U Prefer Prepaid Connection Over Postpaid

Banta- Prepaid Me Bahut Faida Hai..

Isme Call K Baad Bill Badhne K Bajaye Kam Hoti.

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Santa Kari-Chawal Kha Raha Tha
Khate-Khate Ek MAKHI Bathne Lagi

SANTA Use Udate Hue Bola- Chal Pagli, Ye Wo Nahi Hai Jo Tu Samajh Rahi H..!

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Dctr-Tumhe motapa kam krne
k liye 2 roti khani h.
SANTA-Sirf 2 Roti?
Dr-Ha
S-Khana khane se pehle ya
uske bad me?

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