Jokes-Funny SMS

santa tanki saaf karnd chat par chada
tanki par kowa baitha tha
santa jaldi se niche utra or sidhi hata di or bola
BETA MAIN TO UTAR GAYA AB TU KAISE UTREGA

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SANTA: kal raat 3 ghante English Picture ki CD dekhi,
na kuch dikhaai diya na awaz ayi

FRIEND:Movie ka nam kya tha?

SANTA:"PLEASE INSERT THE DISC"

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Santa,Banta car me Bumb fit kar Rhe the
Santa yar Agar yeh fit Krte krte fat gya to phir?

Banta Bola:Don't wory Mre pas 1or He..

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Santa plane me pilot se headphone chhin Rhha tha..
Pilot-ye kya kar rahe ho?

Santa-: ticket k paise hum de aur gane tu akele sun raha he.

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Rocking PJ..
Santa Ka School Me Naya Admission Huwa



Teacher- Batao, Sachin Tendulkar Koun He

Santa-Mujhe Kya Pata,Mai To School Me Naya hu.

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Santa oR Banta kI LaDaI Ho RaHI tHI
Santa-SaLe MaI teRe kaPDe PHaD ke tuJko nanGa KRDunGa
Banta-DekH seRIous LaDaI Me RoMntIc Baate Mat kaR

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Santa: Dr. Sahab do saal pehle mujhe bukhar tha

Dr: toh?




Santa: yaha se Gujr raha tha to socha puch lu apne nahane ko mana kiya tha na,NAHa
Lu!

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Snta College Ki Ladki se Bola Ilove U!
Ab Tum Mujhe Bolo.
Girl:Mai Abhi Ja K sir Ko Bolti Hu
Snta:pagli sir Ko Mt Bol Un ki Shadi Ho Gai h

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SANTA- TERI BIVI KO ENGLISH
AATI HAI.?
BANTA- NAHI, WO GAANV
(Village) KI HAI.
SANTA- ACHCHA, MERI TO PERSONAL HAI.

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Santa 'KhudKushi' Pe Bhashan De Raha Tha

KhudKushi
Paap H
Zulm H
Gunah H
Buzdili H
Pagalpan H

Is se Behtar H

Ki insaan Apne AaKo
GOLI Maar Le

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