Jokes-Funny SMS

Santa Banta ja rahe tha.
Raste Me 1000 Rs. ka note mila.

Santa: Chalo Fifty Fifty le lete hai.

Banta: Baki 900 Rs. ka kya karenge.?

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Teacher:1 din esa ayega jab prithvi par pani nahi rahega,jiv jantu nasht ho jayenge prithvi tabah ho jayegi.
Santa:Sir to kya us din bhi tution aana hai?

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Banta: Dulha Ghodi Par Kyo Baithta Hai, Dulhan Ko Q Nahi? .
Santa: Ghodi Par Baitha kar Dulhe Ko Bhagne Ka Akhiri Mauka Diya Jata Hai..

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Santa 2 dhobi: Ye T-Shirt Ulti kr k iron kr dena,
3 din Baad Santa:Meri T-shirt iron
ho Gyi? Dhobi: Babuji press kese krta? 3din se ulti hi nai ayi..

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SANTA: sister muje 1 bottle blood dedo, Nurse: Blood group bolo.
SANTA: koi b chalega,
Nurse: kaise chalega?
SANTA: Girlfriend ko love letter likhana
hai.

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santa: kal maine roket chhoda jo suraj se ja takraya.
banta: fir kya hua?
santa: meri boht pitayi hui,
banta: wo kaise?
santa: suraj ki mammi ne muje pita..

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Santa ki shadi ek nurse se ho gayi.



Banta: Aur santa, kaisi guzar rahi hai?



Santa: Pooch mat yaar, jab tak sister na kaho, sunti hi nahi..

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Santa ka radio kharab ho gaya,
Khol kar dekha toh andar chuha mara pada tha.

Santa dekh kar bola,
Yeh lo chalega kaise, sala singer toh mar gaya hai.

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Police-Aap Belt Pehen Kar Drive Kar Rahe Hai Aapko Rs5000 Ka inam Diya Jata Hai,
Aap Iska Kya Kroge?
Santa-Mai Is se Apna Driving Licence Banwaunga..

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SANTA: kal muje 10 logo ne pita.
BANTA: fir tune kya kiya.
SANTA: mene kha salo ek-ek kar ke aao.
BANTA: fir
SANTA: fir kya salo ne 1-1 karke dubara pita.

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