Jokes-Funny SMS

Santa: Mujhe shadi mein BMW mili hai,
Banta: Par Tumhare pass to koi car nahi hai,
Santa: Abe Ghadhe
BMW ka matlab

"Bahut Moti Wife".

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santa-tum 1bar me kitne admi utha sakte ho,

Pahalwan-kamse kam 10,

santa-bas!
Tumse acha to mera murga h jo subah pure mohalle ko utha deta h

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Captain of Military: Naujawanon aage bado
Santa aage nahin bada
Captain: Tum aage kyun nahin bade?
Santa: Apne kaha 9 jawanon aage bado, mein 10ve number pe tha

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Santa:maine apni beti ka shaadi sirf 1500rs mein kiya.
Banta:woh kaise?
Santa:maine use 1500 ka ek mobile dilaaya usne love marriage kar liya.

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Santa(reads): Microsoft buys Skype for 4.5 billion
Santa -"Idiot Bill Gates saala free me to download hota hai.Faltu me paisa diya."

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Santa praying in kumbh Mela:
He prabhu,
Nyaay kro.
Kumbh K Mele me
hmesa bhai-bhai hi Q bichhadte he
Kabhi pati-patni pr Bhi to try kro.

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ek baar santa cafe main coffe pine jaata hai ...
waiter- sir hot coffe 15 rs.
Aur cold coffe 30 rs tbhi santa ek ladke ko dekhkar bhai coffe jaldi pee le agar thandi ho gayi to 30 rs dene padenge.

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Santa- what is the microsoft excal


banta- it is a new surf excal
to clen the computer.

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Santa-jab mai mar jau to samne wali famliy ko zarur bulana,
Banta-kiyun
santa-yaar unki ghar ki ladkiyan bahut lipat kar roti hain.

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Santa ladki dekhne gaya.
Ladki ke baap ne puchha: Beta, Sharab pite ho?
Santa: Sharab kabhi baad me piyunga, abhi to sirf chai chalegi..!

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