Jokes-Funny SMS

Santa- yar mere dadaji itne bhadur hai ki unhone ganga dubki lagai to 1 ghante baad nikle
banta-bus mere dadaji ne ganga me dubki lagai to abhi tak nahi nikle

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Santa ka naya gas cylinder 6 second me hi pura ho gaya.

Kaise?

Qki santa ne gas cylinder k paas ENO rakha tha

sirf 6 second me kam shuru.

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Ek bhikhari road pe chilla rha tha -alah ke nam par ek rupaya de de.
Santa 100ka note dikhate huye bola 50rupya hai kya?

Bikhari excited ho ke -ha hai.

Santa to pahle use kharch kar na

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nurse- mubarak ho aap k ghar ladka hua hai
santa- kya tecnology hai











bivi hospital me hai or ladka ghar pe hua hai !!!

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Santa ne BUS ME 2 TICKET Li

Conductor-2 Q?

Santa-1 kho gyi to DUSRI RAHEGI.

Cndtr-AGAR DUSRI KHO GAYI TO.

SAnta-TO "PASS" KAB KAAM AYEGA.

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Santa, Banta Dono Bhai Same Class Me The


Madam-Tum Dono Ne Father Name Alag Kyu Likha



Both-Madam Tusi Fir Kahoge Nakal MaarLi, Isliye

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Doctor: Bachey ko paani dene se pehle ubaal lena chahiye.
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SANTA: woh to theek hai ji per ubalney se bacha mar to nahi jayega..??

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Banta to santa: yaar tu har baar mujhe ullu kyu banata hai......?




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Santa:kyonki tu banta hai......

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Santa- 1 glass juice dena ladayi hone wali hai

santa juice pene ki bad- 1 glass aur do ladayi hone wali hai.


pene ke bad 1 glass aur do ladayi hone wali hai.

juice wala- kab hogi ladayi

santa- jab tu merese paise mangega .

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santa: kahan ja rahe ho ?
banta: apni bibi se talak lene.
santa: wo to mar chuki hai.



aage ka msg khud create karo

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