Jokes-Funny SMS

Santa went out to buy an Indian flag. The shop owner gave him the flag.
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Guess what did he ask next....
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Ish mei aur colour dikhayiye..

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santa & banta raat me
santa: yar bahut garmi lag rahi hai.
banta: han yar agar din hota to kisi ped ki chhaya me hi baith jate.

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Santa2Banta:
Santa: Aaj tere cell pe bade I L0VE U ke msg aa rahe hai Kya baat hai?

Banta: (Fakr ke saath) O kuch nahi g Aaj WIFE ka cell Laya hu.

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Aniversary Par Santa Ne
Apni Patni K Liye Gulab Ka Phool
Lekar Aaya
Patni-Muze Ye Nahi, Koi Sone Ki
Chiz Do.
Santa-Ye Le Takiya Aur So Ja

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BANK MANAGER-ham aapko bina INTREST k lon denge..

BANTA-oji dena hai to thoda haste haste do na..
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ager dene me intrest nahi to mat do.

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Santa: Ae Dost 'Sapna' Kya Hota Hai.?
Banta: Abe Pahle Apni Grammer Thik Kar
Santa: Q?
Banta: Qki 'Sapna' Hota Nahi..
'Sapna' Hoti Hai.

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Santa: kahaa gayaa thaa yaar?

Banta: girlfriend ke saath movie dekhne

Santa: kitna kharchaa huaa?

Banta: 500 Rs

Santa: itnaa huaa kya?

Banta: kya karu? uske paas itnaa hee thaa yaar

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Santa,banta aur kanta teeno ek baike par ja rahe the.
RTO wale ne dekha aur unhe rokne ke liye hath dikhaya.
Banta chillakar bola oye pagal pahle se hi teen baithe hue hai.tu kahan baithe ga?

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Santa Banta Ki Khub Pitai Huyi.
Par Q?
Qki
Dono B'Day Party Me Muft Ka Khana Khaate Pakde Gye
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Kehne Lage: Hum Ladki Walo k Taraf-Se Hai.

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ailer-Tum Jail Me Kyo Ho?

Santa-Maine Bank Luta.
Lekin Paise wahi Ginne Lag Gaya
Qki
Waha Likha tha Counter Chhodne-Se Pehle Paise Gin lo.

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