Jokes-Funny SMS

Santa- Tera bhai aajkal kya kar
raha hai?
Banta- Ek dukan kholi thi, par ab
Jail me hai.
Santa- wo kyu?
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Banta- Dukan HATHODE se kholi thi..

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Girlfrnd-Apke bina mera zee nahi lagta.

Santa:Zee nahi lagta to isme kya hai

SONY ya SATR PLUS laga lo wo bhi achhe
channel hai.

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Santa : Aaj tak meri itani beyizati nahi hui.
banta : par hua kya h.
Santa : meri nayie padosan ni mujhe nAhate hua dekh liya.
Banta : par tu chahta KYA h.
Santa : BaDLA

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Teacher: Start Computer
Santa: I did
Teacher: Now open my computer
Santa: Miss,where is your computer?

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Santa- Yar tune itne chote chote baal kyu katwaye..??

Santa- wo yar hajjam k pas chhutte nahi the 3 rupye to main bola 3 rupye ka aur kaat do...

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Santa ki maa: 20 saal tak meri koi aulad
nahi hui
Media: phir apne kya kiya?
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Maa: phir main 21 saal ki hui to
papa ne meri shadi karadi
" Phir jake SANTA Hua"

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Santa Bank me pasie Jama krne jata hai..

CASHIER: Apka 1 note nakli hai.

Santa: To kya hua jana to mere Account me hai...!

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santa-maine tujhe khat likha fir bhi tu meri shadi me nahi aaya
banta-mujhe khat nahi mila
santa-to sale maine likha to tha ki khat mile na mile shadi me zarur aana.

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Santa-mai nikla o gaddi leke...

Santa-mai nikla o gaddi leke....

Santa-mai nikla o gaddi leke....

Santa-mai nikla o gaddi leke....
Banta-age kya hua?
Santa-kya hona tha chalana nehi ata tha wapas aagaya.

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SANTA-Agar Nariyal K Ped Pe Chad Jaun To Engineering College Ki Ladkiyan Dikh
Jayegi
BANTA-Fir Hath Chhod Dena,To Medical College Ki Bhi Dikh Jayegi.

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