Jokes-Funny SMS

Santa:Tumne Us Ladki Ke Liye Cigratte Chhod Di

Banta:Ha

Santa:Daru

Banta:Ha

Santa:Jua

Banta:Ha

Sonu:To Shadi Kyun Nahi Ki

Banta:Itna Sudhar Gaya Tha Ke Us Se Bhi Achi Mil Gayi

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Banta: Ek aisa panchhi bata jiske sir par pair hote hai.
Santa: mujhe nahi pata.
Banta: oye sab panchhi ke sir par or pair hote hai.

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Police: Car gas par hai
Santa: Nahi sir
Police: Petrol par
Santa: Nahi sir
Police: Diesel par
Santa: Nahi sir
Police: Phir kis par hai
Santa: Installment par hai sir!

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Santa ne job ke 1st din
Computer pe 11 ghante guzare...
Boss khushi se : Good aaj kya kiya..
Santa : Keyboard ki ABCD
Aage piche lagi thi wo sahi kar di...

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Santa ne poori raat mujra dekha...
Mujre wali: Saheb,
Humne aapko khush kiya
Ab aap humko khush kar do..
Santa : Achcha to ab tum baitho
Mai mujra karta hoon..

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Santa Class Mein Hans Raha Tha, .

Ek Ladki: STAND UP.! Kon Ho Tum ..?? . .

Santa : Tum Kon Ho . . .?? . .


Ladki: Mein MONITOR Hoon . . . . .

Santa : Hahahaha ...




Tera Zamana Gaya Aab L.C.D Chalti Hai

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Santa-Yaar banta hmra driving license aur indian cricket team me kya similarity hai
????


Banta-Driving license aur cricket team ????



Santa-Dono desh ke bahar chlte nhi hai.....

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Santa or banta ke bhech kiya rista hai?

Socho


socho

nahi pata

jaise besan or pakode mai
jab besan santa hai tabhi to pakoda banta hai.........

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santa- knock a door

ganubai- kon hai

santa- mai hoon

gangubai- mai kon

santa- tu gangubai

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Santa ek ghade ki sawari kar raha tha.
banta ne dhek k bola,
abe santa helmit phan warna police pakad le gi.
Santa:abe dekhta nahi kya mai Four willer pe hu

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