Santa:Tumne Us Ladki Ke Liye Cigratte Chhod Di
Banta:Ha
Santa:Daru
Banta:Ha
Santa:Jua
Banta:Ha
Sonu:To Shadi Kyun Nahi Ki
Banta:Itna Sudhar Gaya Tha Ke Us Se Bhi Achi Mil Gayi
Banta: Ek aisa panchhi bata jiske sir par pair hote hai.
Santa: mujhe nahi pata.
Banta: oye sab panchhi ke sir par or pair hote hai.
Police: Car gas par hai
Santa: Nahi sir
Police: Petrol par
Santa: Nahi sir
Police: Diesel par
Santa: Nahi sir
Police: Phir kis par hai
Santa: Installment par hai sir!
Santa ne job ke 1st din
Computer pe 11 ghante guzare...
Boss khushi se : Good aaj kya kiya..
Santa : Keyboard ki ABCD
Aage piche lagi thi wo sahi kar di...
Santa ne poori raat mujra dekha...
Mujre wali: Saheb,
Humne aapko khush kiya
Ab aap humko khush kar do..
Santa : Achcha to ab tum baitho
Mai mujra karta hoon..
Santa Class Mein Hans Raha Tha, .
Ek Ladki: STAND UP.! Kon Ho Tum ..?? . .
Santa : Tum Kon Ho . . .?? . .
Ladki: Mein MONITOR Hoon . . . . .
Santa : Hahahaha ...
Tera Zamana Gaya Aab L.C.D Chalti Hai
Santa-Yaar banta hmra driving license aur indian cricket team me kya similarity hai
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Banta-Driving license aur cricket team ????
Santa-Dono desh ke bahar chlte nhi hai.....
Santa or banta ke bhech kiya rista hai?
Socho
socho
nahi pata
jaise besan or pakode mai
jab besan santa hai tabhi to pakoda banta hai.........
santa- knock a door
ganubai- kon hai
santa- mai hoon
gangubai- mai kon
santa- tu gangubai
Santa ek ghade ki sawari kar raha tha.
banta ne dhek k bola,
abe santa helmit phan warna police pakad le gi.
Santa:abe dekhta nahi kya mai Four willer pe hu