Santa:-
Ager "Bivi Ko "Bhootni Lipat Jaye,
To Tu Kya Karega ?
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Banta:-
Mujhe"Kya Karna !
Ye Do "Behno"Ka"
Aapsi "Mamla" hai.
Santa school me hass raha tha,
1 ladka bola chup kar.
Santa:-Q,tum kaun ho..?
Ladka:-main moniter hun,
Santa bola:-main CPU hun...Ab bol
Santa shadi me bahut der se khana kha rha tha
1 aadmi:kitna khaoge?
Santa:mai khud pareshan hu yaar
Card me likha tha Dinner:7 to 11 pm
Santa: Teacher think that i m a god!
Banta: What?
Santa: Whenever i went 2 school..
Teacher says 'oh god! u com again?'
Santa bank Me Chilaya-
Kisi Ki noto ki Gddi Jis Pe
Lal rubr Bndhi ho,Giri h kya?
Sbne Hath uthaya.
Snta-Note to koi Le Gya,
Ye rubbr Pdi Mili he.
Santa 2 riksawal: bhaiya hanuman mandir jaoge..
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Riksawal: ha..
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Santa: toh fir prasad lete aana.
y: Rinku9085716580
Banta: Wo ladki deaf lagti hai.
Main kuch kehta hoon,
Woh kuch aur hi bolti hai.
Santa: Kaise?
Banta: Maine kaha I Luv U,
Oo woh boli ??
Maine kal hi,
Nayi Sandal kharidi hain??
SANTA: SIR GI,
AAP APNI PATNI KO PARTY ME Q NAHI LAATE?
BOSS: WOH GAON (VILLEGE) KI HAI.
SANTA : O SORRY MUJHE LAGA WOH SIRF AAPKI HAI.
Santa and banta jungle mein, saamne aayaa sher.
Banta ne sher ki aakhon main matthi phenki, aur bhaagne lagaa aur santa ko bhi bhaagne ko kahaa.
Santa : Main kyun bhaagu, matthi to tune phenki hai.
Santa:- santa ghar ka darwaja
Ukhadkar bazaar mai legaya.
Ek aadmi ne pucha:-
Kaha ja rehe ho,Darwaja bechna hai.
Santa:- nahi bhai Tala khulwana hai.