Jokes-Funny SMS

Daku Bank Lutne Gaye.
Gun Ghar Par Me Bhul Gaye
Fir B Bank Lut Lia

KAISE?
Bank Manager SANTA Tha
bola
koi baat nahi i trust u,
gun muze kal dikha dena...

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Ek baar 1 Train achanak patri se utar
gayi,
Kheton mein idhar udhar jaane
lagi aur fir wapas patri par aa gayi.
Railway walon ne enquiry bithai driver
Santa pe.
Puchha ki kya hua.
Santa:Ek aadmi patri par khada tha aur hat hi nahi raha tha.
Officer:Santa - Pagal ho kya? 1 admi ke liye tumne sare passengers ki zindagi jokhim mein daal di? Us 1 aadmi ko kuchal dena tha!!!
Santa:Main wahi to karne jaa raha tha
ki achanak wo patri se utar kar kheton
mein idhar udhar bhagne laga

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Sania Mirza : I hav each n evry knowledge abt tennis.U can ask me anything
santa:- ok tell me,
how many holes are in NET?
Sania shock.
Santa rocks.;-)

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Sant.2 riksewale
Bhaiya hanuman mandir jaoge.








Riksawala.-ha




Santa-to fir parsad lete aana

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Wife bathroom se naha ke nikli to Santa use ghur raha tha!
Wife romantic hokar:
Kuch karne ka irada hai kya?
Santa 2 thappad maar ke bola:
Mere garm pani se kyu nahayi!

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Announcmnt Ho Rha Tha
1Bacha Mila H JIN KA H
Aa Kar Le Jae
Santa Aaya Aur Kehne Laga,
Mujhe Bhi Dikha JIN ka Bacha Kaisa Hota Hai.

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Santa Ke Ghar Navjot Singh Siddhu Ki Tasveer Lagi Hui Dekh Kar Banta Ne Puchha.

Banta: “Ye Tasveer Kyun Laga Rakhi Hai?”

Santa: “Laughing Buddha Lene Gaya Tha, Dukandar Ne Kaha Ye Latest Hai Le Lo“

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santa ek bar jyotish ke paas gya.
jyotis-tumara naam santa hai.
santa-jee
jyotis-tumare patni ka naam doli hai.
santa-jee
jyotis-tumare 5 bacche hai.
santa-jee
jyotis-tum aaj 5 kilo chawal liye ho.
santa-are aap to antaryami hai.
jyotis-are bhag raashan card leke aaya hai,agli baar jnamkundli lekar aana.

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Teacher - Bharat me
Kitne Mahapurush paida huyr..?
Santa - Bharat me aajtak,
Koi Mahapurush to kya,
Purush bhi paida nahi hua...

Sab Bachche Hi Paida Huye..

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Dr.: Aapke 3 Danth Kaise Tut Gaye
SANTA.: Wife Ne Kadak Halwa Banaya
Tha Wo Khaya Isliye.
.
Dr.: To Halwa Khane Se Mana Kar Dete
.
SANTA.:-
Fir To 32 Ke 32 Tut Jaate.

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