Jokes-Funny SMS

Santa Aur Banta Ne Zindagi Mai Pehli Baar Rickshaw Dekha.
Santa: Dekho Kitna Chhota Tanga.
Banta: Haan!
Aur Gadha to Dekho,
Aadmi Jaisa Dikhta Hai.

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Santa On 60th Birthday:
Banta: Ye Cake Pe Bulb Q Lagaya Hai?
Santa: 60 Candles Lagane Me Mushkil Ho Rahi Thi.
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Isliye 60 Watt k Bulb Laga Diya

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Santa - aaj mujhe ek ajib sa msg aaya fir mera cell switch off ho gya,
Banta - kaisa msg?
Santa - BATTERY LOW,
Banta - mujhe send kr Sb ko darayenge....

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Santa ne apni car ke niche
Kutte ko sota hua dekha,
To kutte ki taang pakad ke
Bahar kicha aur bola-
Bahar nikal sale,
Bada aaya Automobile Enginneer banne.

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Father: What did u learn at school?
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Santa : Give and take!
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Father: Good.
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Santa : Yes....I gave banta a punch and took his lunch.

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Santa: Agar nariyal ke ped pe chad jaun to..
engineering college ki ladkiyan dikh jayegi
Banta: Pir hath chod dena,
to medical college ki bhi dikh jayegi.

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Santa: Mobile me kuch MP3 Songs Load karwana hai.

Servicing Man: Memory card hai?

Santa: Nahi! Ration Card chalega kya?

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100m ki race ho rahi thi.

The refree said' 1,2,3, GO!'
Everybody started running.

except Santa.

Refree- why r u not running?

Santa- my no.is 4.

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Santa cigarate piche chupakar bola bata mere hath me kya hai?
Banta: Rail gadi
Santa: Tujhe kaise pata
Banta: Mene Dhuan nikalte dekha tha.!

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Ruh kaap gyi,
Jb Santa ne banta ki Dadi se kaha-"Dadi koi accha sa gana to sunao?
Or dadi boli-

"Mere photo ko sine se yaar chipkale saiyan FEVICOL se"

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