Jokes-Funny SMS

Banta dairy likh raha tha
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aaj meri behan ko baccha hone wala hai
pata nahi ladka hoga ya ladki,
isliye mujhe ye bhi pata nahi ki me
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mama banunga ya mami

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Santa bank loot ne gaya aur 1 shayri farmaya,

Takdeer me jo likha hai wahi mile ga,

Takdeer me jo likha hai wahi mile ga,

Hands up Bhootni walo,

koi apni jagha se nahi hilega.

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Santa : mere teacher ne mujhe aaj class room se nikal diyaa.
Banta : Teri koi galti hogi ..! Is liye nikala hoga..
Santa : Meri koi galti nhi thi.
Me to class room me aaram se so raha tha...

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Ek din santa or banta pani peene jate he,
gilash ulta pada rehta he,
santa are iska to mu hi nahe he.
Banta ha or niche se bhe foota hua he.

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Santa ka interview:
Batao wo kaun si Aurat h jisko
1OO% pata hota h ki uska Husband kaha
hai?
Santa ne apna khatarnak dimag lagaya
or bola
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Vidhwa Aurat

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Ek din santa bhut thak ke ghar par aaya
aur so gya
fir
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are!bhai Santa Ko sone bhi to do!
joke subah hogi :D:D

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Santa Electric Shop Me-:
2 Pankhe Dena 1 Ladies Or 1 Gents.
Salesman: Pankho Me Ladies Or Gents Nhi Hota
Santa: Kaise Nahi Hota
Ek Bajaj Ka De Or
Ek Usha Ka.

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Santa Apne Dost K Ghr Se
Apne Ghar Jane Laga
To
Bahar Barish Ho Rahi Thi . .
Dost: Aj Mere Pas Hi Ruk Jao
Barish Bohat Tez He
Santa : Ok
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Dost Ne Bistar Lagaya Or
Dkha To Santa Ghayab Tha.
1 Ghante Bad Santa Bheegta Hua Aya Or
Kehne Laga. . .
'Yaara Me Ghr Walo Ko Btane
Gaya Tha K Aj Barish Ki Waja Se
Me Ghr Nhi Aa Sakunga'

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Santa ka Promotion Inspector
se DSP
ho gya, Ghar aa kar Wife ko
aise andaz se
btaya, k Wife Behosh Hogae.
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Bola:Aaj se Tu DSP k sath
Soyegi

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At the scene of an accident a man was crying:

O God! I have lost my hand , oh!

Santa: Control yourself. Don’t cry. See that man. He has lost his head. Is he crying?

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