Jokes-Funny SMS

Added 9 years ago

Banta dairy likh raha tha
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aaj meri behan ko baccha hone wala hai
pata nahi ladka hoga ya ladki,
isliye mujhe ye bhi pata nahi ki me
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mama banunga ya mami

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Added 9 years ago

Santa bank loot ne gaya aur 1 shayri farmaya,

Takdeer me jo likha hai wahi mile ga,

Takdeer me jo likha hai wahi mile ga,

Hands up Bhootni walo,

koi apni jagha se nahi hilega.

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Santa : mere teacher ne mujhe aaj class room se nikal diyaa.
Banta : Teri koi galti hogi ..! Is liye nikala hoga..
Santa : Meri koi galti nhi thi.
Me to class room me aaram se so raha tha...

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Added 9 years ago

Ek din santa or banta pani peene jate he,
gilash ulta pada rehta he,
santa are iska to mu hi nahe he.
Banta ha or niche se bhe foota hua he.

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Santa ka interview:
Batao wo kaun si Aurat h jisko
1OO% pata hota h ki uska Husband kaha
hai?
Santa ne apna khatarnak dimag lagaya
or bola
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Vidhwa Aurat

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Ek din santa bhut thak ke ghar par aaya
aur so gya
fir
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are!bhai Santa Ko sone bhi to do!
joke subah hogi :D:D

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Santa Electric Shop Me-:
2 Pankhe Dena 1 Ladies Or 1 Gents.
Salesman: Pankho Me Ladies Or Gents Nhi Hota
Santa: Kaise Nahi Hota
Ek Bajaj Ka De Or
Ek Usha Ka.

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Santa Apne Dost K Ghr Se
Apne Ghar Jane Laga
To
Bahar Barish Ho Rahi Thi . .
Dost: Aj Mere Pas Hi Ruk Jao
Barish Bohat Tez He
Santa : Ok
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Dost Ne Bistar Lagaya Or
Dkha To Santa Ghayab Tha.
1 Ghante Bad Santa Bheegta Hua Aya Or
Kehne Laga. . .
'Yaara Me Ghr Walo Ko Btane
Gaya Tha K Aj Barish Ki Waja Se
Me Ghr Nhi Aa Sakunga'

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Santa ka Promotion Inspector
se DSP
ho gya, Ghar aa kar Wife ko
aise andaz se
btaya, k Wife Behosh Hogae.
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Bola:Aaj se Tu DSP k sath
Soyegi

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At the scene of an accident a man was crying:

O God! I have lost my hand , oh!

Santa: Control yourself. Don’t cry. See that man. He has lost his head. Is he crying?

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