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1bar DAYA darwaza todne gaya,par life me peheli bar darwaza nai tuta..!!!

Fir andar se awaaz aai...





Ye RAJNIKANT ka ghar he..!

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Once up on a time rajanikant used tooth powder to get strong teeth.








. .today that powder is known as AMBUJA CEMENT !!!

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Another Rajni PJ:
Rajni killed a man in Australia
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Via
"Bluetooth!!"

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Breaking News:

Today
Ek Train Cycle Ki Chapet Me aayi..

Train Me sawaar Sabhi Log Maare Gaye..

Cycle Driver "RAJNIKANTH"
Farrar..!

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After chewing d pan rajni, spitted on a wall n 2day dat wall is called ..
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THE RED FORT..

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Rajnikaant gone 4morning walk & in d afternoon police arrestd him
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Bcos he reached USA without visa-!

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Nwton:Hw to wrte 4,in btwn 5?
China:Joke
Japan:Impsbl
Amrica:qustn wrng
UK:Nt found in intrnet

Frm India
Rajnikanth:



"F(IV)E"
mind it!!

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Santa:Tuje Pata Hai,
Log Muje BHAGWAN Mante Hain
Banta: Kaise?
Santa: Jab Bhi Mai Kahin Jata Hu
Woh Kehte Hain "Hey Bhagwan! Tu Fir Aa Gya

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SNTA-Aisi Chiz Ka Nam Bta Jo Laal Ho Aur Trin Trin Krti Ho

BNTA-Telephone

Santa-Galat

Banta-To Fir

Santa-TAMATAR,Trin Trin To Confuse Krne K Lie Bola tha

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Santa: muje 1 bat batao "automatically" ka matalb kya hota he..?
Banta: tume etana bhi nathi pata???
Santa: nahi!!!
Banta: jab koi Ganji orat rikhsa me bethi ho to use "AUTO-ME-TIKALI"

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