Jokes-Funny SMS

Roger federer- i hv great knowledge about tennis. U can ask me anythin..
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RAJNI-ok tel me,hw many holes r dere in d NET?

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When Rajinikanth does push-ups, he isn't lifting himself up..






He is
pushing the earth down!!

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If you spell Rajanikanth wrong on Google it doesn't say, "Did you mean Rajanikanth?"





It simply replies, "Run while you still have the chance."!!

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Once Rajnikanth donated blood to a very small thin puny weak child out of sheer humanity...
today he is known as..






'The Gr8 Khali'

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The Bikes frOm Yamaha cOmpany Are
R1, R6, Rx,, Rxz..

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Its With nO dOubt,
R= Means RAJNIKANTH!

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Once, rajnikant told a kid, "go to hell !!!"
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Today that kid is known as ...





YAMRAJ..!!!

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Y did Rajinikanth buy An Acre of Land wid Four Wells in each Corner..
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To Play CARROM

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Do u have any idea y in japan there is frequent earthquake?
Coz our great rajanikanth lost his mobile in japan in vibrate mode

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U know Y Obama is coming 2 India?
Just 2 request Indian Government that "Hamari puri Military, Airforce, Ammunitions, Technology Aap lelo, Bas Hame
"RAJNIKANT" dedo!

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Once Rajnikant Appeared in CA Income Tax Paper,

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Next Year

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The Answers Written by him became Amendment in Finance Act!!!

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