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Rajnikant woke up one day n decided he shud share atleast 1% of his knowledge wid d world..









































Thus google was born..

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The death of MJ is revealed..




The day before MJ died.




MJ saw RAJINIKANTH's Dance n got Shocked!
Bz Rajini had performed "SUNWALK"!!

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My cellphone is full of Rajnikant Messages

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I dont Need a charger

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This one's a killer..!

In childhood, Rajnikant once tossed some water in the sky...


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ISRO found traces of water on MOON..!!

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Rajnikant once threw a 50 paisa coin in disgust at a black beggar,

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he is now called 50 cent..!!

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Rajanikanth does not know where you live,


















but he knows where you will die!!

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When Rajanikanth enters a room, he doesn't turn the lights on..


he turns the dark off!!

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Rajni Rajni
Yes PAPA!
Eating Sugar
No PAPA!
Telling Lies
No PAPA!
Open your mouth
Yenna Rascalla Mind It!!

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Rajinikanth can finish Super Mario









without using jump button!!

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Once a prsn threw an ignited Cigarette up in d sky.
It fell on a planet, wch is nw knwn as
"SUN".
Nw do i even need 2 mention d name of dat prsn??

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