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Who can sing a group song alone?
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.. this time dont expect Rajni..
its King Raavan!!

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Rajinikanth ran in a marathon from Delhi to Chennai.
Earth started spinning north-south instead of east-west.

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Did U ever wonder..??
Wat does GOD exclaim when he is shocked?
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'Oh my Rajnikaant!!!!!'

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Once Rajnikanth decided to stare at the sun









The sun got scared and hid behind the moon











This situation is called SOLAR ECLIPSE!;-)

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This s ultimate of all..
Once a photo of rajinikanth was given for xerox
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We got two xerox machines!

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If Rajnikant had born 100 years back....
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British would have fought to get independence.. !!!

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RAJNIKANT was supposed to play the lead role in Mission Impossible-
He was replaced by Tom Cruise because the title wouldn't make any sense

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Breaking news:
ISRO does not exists any more.!












Rajnikanth purchased all the rockets for diwali celebration

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The best rajini joke ever:B-)

"Even Ghajini remembers Rajini

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mind blasting fact of rajnikant..





Rajnikant was born on 30 feburary..
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Since then febrary decided not to give this day to anybody else.

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