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As a
kid Rajnikanth used to write a

personal diary..today.. d diary s published as.. Guiness Book of World Records!

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Q- Why does rajnikant wear sunglasses?
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A- To protect the sun.!

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While playing once RAJINIKANTH said "statue" to a girl..



"This has to be the baap of all rajni jokes :

The film anaconda was shot in Rajnikant's underwear..






Now that girl is known as "Statue of Liberty"

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While playing once RAJINIKANTH said "statue" to a girl..










Now that girl is known as "Statue of Liberty"

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1+0=1
1*0=0
1-0=1
then
1/0=?

this ws the question once asked to RAJNIKANT and he said "i dont knw "

thts y its declared as 'not defined'

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Y did the british leave india in 1947



because they came to know a baby named rajinikanth will be born in 1949

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Once spiderman, superman, batman, james bond, ironman, hulk,shaktiman, krish all visitd Rajnikanth...
Do u knw wich day it was?
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GURU POORNIMA!

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Rajnikanth participated in 100 meter race and obviously he came first....
But EINSTEIN died after watching,
coz...



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LIGHT came second....

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Once RAJNIKANT hit a six:
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& now that ball is called as "PLUTO"

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Rajnikant's next project.
TITANIC in Tamil.
Climax revisd.
Both survive.
Rajni swims Atlantic Ocean.
Heroine in 1 hand and
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Titanic in d other

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