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Once Rajnikanth forgot his toys near mumbai
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Today that place is known as 'ESELL WORLD'.
0nce Rajnikant Was 0n h0t Seat 0f KBC..
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Cmputer Needed
a Lifeline
2 Choose d Question!
A boy broke the window of Rajinikanth's house while playing cricket.
Rajni warned the boy to play slowly
The boy s now known as rahul dravid.
Once rajnikanth travelling in helicopter via switzerland & his purse fall down in
switzerland & that place is now called as
SWISS BANK
Finally Reason for Tsunami
and Earth quake has been clarified by an Indian!!
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RAJNIKANT Lost his mobile in japan
on VIBRATE MODE...
Ek bar rajnikant khana banane Jwalamukhi par gaya.
but he got shocked.
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because Mai vaha already papad shek raha tha...
Rajnikant once taught a child how to play lukkaa chuppi....
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Today that child is known as
''Osama Bin Laden''
Once Rajnikant Sang 'Lalla lalla lori' for a kid!
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Later the kid was known as Kumbhkaran
Next Year U can buy a PenDrive of "1-RB"
But
1-RB Means..?
Guess What ?
1 Rajni Byts (unlimited storage)
At night if mosquito bites what to do..?
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Just scratch n sleep again
We r not Rajnikant 2 make the Mosquito say Sorry.
