Jokes-Funny SMS

Added 9 years ago

Once Rajnikanth forgot his toys near mumbai
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Today that place is known as 'ESELL WORLD'.

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Added 9 years ago

0nce Rajnikant Was 0n h0t Seat 0f KBC..
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&
Cmputer Needed
a Lifeline
2 Choose d Question!

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Added 9 years ago

A boy broke the window of Rajinikanth's house while playing cricket.


Rajni warned the boy to play slowly



The boy s now known as rahul dravid.

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Added 9 years ago

Once rajnikanth travelling in helicopter via switzerland & his purse fall down in
switzerland & that place is now called as






SWISS BANK

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Added 9 years ago

Finally Reason for Tsunami
and Earth quake has been clarified by an Indian!!
And the reason is
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RAJNIKANT Lost his mobile in japan
on VIBRATE MODE...

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Added 9 years ago

Ek bar rajnikant khana banane Jwalamukhi par gaya.
but he got shocked.


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because Mai vaha already papad shek raha tha...

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Added 9 years ago

Rajnikant once taught a child how to play lukkaa chuppi....
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Today that child is known as
''Osama Bin Laden''

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Added 9 years ago

Once Rajnikant Sang 'Lalla lalla lori' for a kid!

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Later the kid was known as Kumbhkaran

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Added 9 years ago

Next Year U can buy a PenDrive of "1-RB"

But
1-RB Means..?

Guess What ?

1 Rajni Byts (unlimited storage)

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Added 9 years ago

At night if mosquito bites what to do..?
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Just scratch n sleep again
We r not Rajnikant 2 make the Mosquito say Sorry.

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