Jokes-Funny SMS

Ek chota sa, bacha apni choti si friend ko flying kiss kar raha tha,
lekin use wo ati nahi,thi.
pass me khade rajnikant ne use shikhaya. Aj wo bacha 'imran hasmi'se jana jata he

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Once Rajnikanth sign on cheque.
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Bank bounced

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Breaking news-
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RAJNIKANTH added facebook and orkut as his friend.

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Ek baar RaJnKaNtH cricket me do six lagaye.
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Nxt day.
Newspaper me aaya ki hiroshima or nagasaki par atombomb gire.

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Nokia launched new mobile NOKIA R-1 RAJNI series.
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500 gb inbuilt memory.320 mp cemara.web browsing with 50th version of opera. 8g
network.wi-fi . T.v , fridge , a.c , car all in one mobile.

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Ek bar kanun ne rajani ko jurm karte dekh liya
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To kya tabse kanoon andha hai

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Rajnikanth bougth a new road roller.
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Do u know Y.?
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To iron his cloth.!

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Unbeatable Luv of Rajnikant for his GF
Gf:Mera koi picha karte rehta h
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Rajni:ok
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Gf:Hey where is My Shadow..??

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This Msg. is being Sent in the Interest of Humanity-
"Guys Please Stop making Jokes on Rajnikant or
else he will Delete the INTERNET.

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Ekbar summer ke mausam mai achank
thundi bahut zyada badh gayi pata hai Q?

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Are Rajnikant ne apna A.c. full kiya tha.

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