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THE MOST NEGLECTED FACT OF THE ENTIRE DECADE!!!!


Sachin Tendulkar's mothers name is RAJNI Tendulkar

And his coach's name is ramaKANT

Is there a need to say anything beyond this???

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Rajinikant got 150 questions in exam paper asking - "Solve any 100 questions"

He solved all 150 and wrote, " Rascalla!, CHECK ANY 100!"

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Law of Conservation of Rajni

All scientists failed to answer this but rajnikanth did...
Ques: Which liquid turns solid on heating?
Ans: Dosa... mind it!!!

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1 day
Rajnikanth
purchased
A BOX OF
Sketch pens . . .
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Next day . .
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Mughal-e-Azam
was released
in colour!!!

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maa: Beta Rajnikanth,
solar heater se garam pani nhi aa raha hai?
Rajnikant:
Yanna raskala,
ruko maa suraj thik kar k ata hu..!.

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When Rajnikant was studying in 3rd std....some1 stole his rough note....&

Now they call it as
............Wikipedia

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When Rajnikant was a Student¦!!!

Teachers use to Bunk the classes!!!

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Once a lady sent sms to RAJNIKANTH.
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Guess what ?
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She got a new baby with delivery report.

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Robot special>>
Girl- Ek chutki Sindoor ki kimat tum kya jano Rajni Babu...;-(


Rajnikanth-0.00000000000007892724576 Rs.per grm....

mind it..

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RAJANIKANT says,
"yenna rascala, mind it"

wah wa.



RAJANIKANT says,

"yenna rascala, mind it"

ACP: abhijit, lash yahi kahi hai, find it..!

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