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Sardar 2 friend: Guess how many
coins I have in my pocket?
Friend:If I guess right, u give me 1?
Sardar:Oji, I will give both of them

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World Cup 2015 Groups
Group A:
India,Pak,Srilanka, Aus, NZ, West Indies, SA, Eng, Ban, Zimbabwe, Canada Ireland
Group B:
Rajnikanth

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Rajnikant's Power
Talwar Baazi Ke Muqabley Me..
1 Chines Ne Baal Ke Do Tukde Kar Diye..
1 Japnies Ne Udti Hui Makhi Ki
Gardan Kaat Di..
Rajnikant Ne Machar Udaya..
Talwaar Ghumayi
But
Machar Udta Hi Raha..
Japnis: Machar To Ud Rha Hai..
Rajnikant Muskurate Hue Bola :
Udd To Raha Hai..,
But
Kabi Baap Nahi Ban Payegaaa...!!

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Once Rajnikanth was doing horse riding without horse
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today his this trick is known as
"GANGNAM STYLE"

MIND IT!!!!!!!!!

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Good News!
No more Tsunamis from now on!
On Japan's request,
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Rajnikanth has agreed to stop washing his
lungi
in the Indian Ocean..

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1 bar chand pe 1 Makkhi dikhai di.
NASA k officers khus ho gaye-
LIFE ON MOON
LIFE ON MOON
Baad Me pata chala
RAJNIKANT patang uda rha
tha..!!!

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Ek din rajnikant nd ek ladki patte khel rahe the tab rajnikant ke pas 3 king aaye
lekin phir b o har gaya-!


Kyon??;-


kyon ki ladki ke pas 3 rajnikant the.

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Rajnikant went to world cooking championship...

Of course rajni won
but guess what he made in finale???
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Lal mirch ki meethi kheer

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Once Rajnikanth was finding something on net nd made a few timepass website... todayknown as....
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. Bing...

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Rajnikant started college. All students were confused while taking admission because name of college is

"Rajnikant's Medical College of Engineering for Commerce".

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