Jokes-Funny SMS

2Srdar Train k piche bhag Rhe the
1chad gya

Train K logo ne kaha WeL Done



Srdar-GhanTa WeL Done



Jana Toh usKo tha

Mai To Chhodne aya Tha!

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SARDAR GHAR AYA TO SOCHNE
LAGA KI AAJ KYA KHASS KAM
KARNA THA
SOCHTA RHA
SOCHTA RHA RAAT 3 BAJE YAAD
AYAA
AAJ TO JALDI SONATHA

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Ek baar ek building me aag lag jati hai to ek sardaar usme se 6 logo bahar nikal ta
hai tab bhi use jail ho ti hai batao kyu?




Kyoki wo fire brigade ke aadmi the

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Sardr:3 month me beta kaise ho gaya
Bv:shadi ko kitna time hua
Sdr:3 month
Bv:Aur meri
Sdr:3
Bv:Aur dono ki
Sdr:3
Bv:Total kitne
Sdr:9
sory mene tuj pe shaq kia

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History ke teacher ne pucha- 'KALIDAS' Ka ek bhai jo jute banata tha, uska naam kya
tha??
SARDAR Ne socha phir jawab diya-sir shayad
'ADIDAS'??

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Sardar & his wife buy coffee in a shop,
sardar says....

Drink auickly.....


wife asks why.....


sardar says hot coffee Rs.5 &
cold coffee Rs.10

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SARDAR Dials a Number....A girl received

SARDAR : Hello Kaun.?
Girl :Main seeta.

SARDAR : o teri !!

Ye to Ayodhya Lag Gaya.Sorry "MAATE"...!!

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Sardar1 laughing on sardar2 at an ATM centre.
S1-Ha,Ha,I have seen ur password.
S2-What is that?
S1-its 4 stars
(****)
S2-Ha,Ha Ur wrong
its 9945...

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1Sardar k upar kabutar ne chhi kar di Sardar: Oye, Chaddi nhi pehenta kya? Kabutar:Chaddi me tu karta hoga main to chaddi khol kar krta hu.

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Santa Angur bech rha tha Magar Keh rha tha
"Aalu le lo aalu"

Banta ne kaha ye Angur ha

Santa-Chup ho jayo warna Makkhiya aa jayngi

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