2Srdar Train k piche bhag Rhe the
1chad gya
Train K logo ne kaha WeL Done
Srdar-GhanTa WeL Done
Jana Toh usKo tha
Mai To Chhodne aya Tha!
SARDAR GHAR AYA TO SOCHNE
LAGA KI AAJ KYA KHASS KAM
KARNA THA
SOCHTA RHA
SOCHTA RHA RAAT 3 BAJE YAAD
AYAA
AAJ TO JALDI SONATHA
Ek baar ek building me aag lag jati hai to ek sardaar usme se 6 logo bahar nikal ta
hai tab bhi use jail ho ti hai batao kyu?
Kyoki wo fire brigade ke aadmi the
Sardr:3 month me beta kaise ho gaya
Bv:shadi ko kitna time hua
Sdr:3 month
Bv:Aur meri
Sdr:3
Bv:Aur dono ki
Sdr:3
Bv:Total kitne
Sdr:9
sory mene tuj pe shaq kia
History ke teacher ne pucha- 'KALIDAS' Ka ek bhai jo jute banata tha, uska naam kya
tha??
SARDAR Ne socha phir jawab diya-sir shayad
'ADIDAS'??
Sardar & his wife buy coffee in a shop,
sardar says....
Drink auickly.....
wife asks why.....
sardar says hot coffee Rs.5 &
cold coffee Rs.10
SARDAR Dials a Number....A girl received
SARDAR : Hello Kaun.?
Girl :Main seeta.
SARDAR : o teri !!
Ye to Ayodhya Lag Gaya.Sorry "MAATE"...!!
Sardar1 laughing on sardar2 at an ATM centre.
S1-Ha,Ha,I have seen ur password.
S2-What is that?
S1-its 4 stars
(****)
S2-Ha,Ha Ur wrong
its 9945...
1Sardar k upar kabutar ne chhi kar di Sardar: Oye, Chaddi nhi pehenta kya? Kabutar:Chaddi me tu karta hoga main to chaddi khol kar krta hu.
Santa Angur bech rha tha Magar Keh rha tha
"Aalu le lo aalu"
Banta ne kaha ye Angur ha
Santa-Chup ho jayo warna Makkhiya aa jayngi