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SARDAR DRIVING...
On The Wrong Side Of Road
Sadly Says:
===== OH SHIT====
Aaj Phir Late Ho Gaya.
Saare Log Wapis Jaa Rahe Hai....
Sardar ye sent SMS kya hota hai? Dusra sardar-Abe Ghochu Saale Bewkuf Tune hi Sardar Ka naam kharab kiya hai. Sent SMS matlab hota hai khusboo wala Msg..
Sardar ke bete ka accident ho gya
Doctr: Apke bete ke dono pair katne padege,
Sardar ne apna sir pkad lia
Doctr: Kya hua
Sardar: Kal hi Nalayak ko nayi chapal dilayi thi.
Teacher: Tumharay Abbu ka kya naam hai?
Sardar: Google Khan
Teacher: Yeh kaisa naam hua?
Sardar: Hum jahan bhi hota hai, woh hum ko dhoond he leta hai
Accident hua,bahut bhid thi.
sardar ko dekhne ka mauka nahi mil raha tha,jor se sardar chillaya.
Ye mera baap hai.bhid piche hati to dekha Kutta mara tha
Master-do me se do gaye to
kitne rahe?
Sardar-samajh me nhi aaya master g.
Master-beta tumhare paas 2 roti h,tumne
khali,tumhare paas kya bacha?
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Sardar-sabji..!!!
Sardar- Oye putter tere result da ki hoya?
Putter- papa is class wich ek saal aur lagega,
Sardar- koi baat nahi putter, 2 saal lage ya 3,
Fail mat hona all the best
Sardar ToLd his FRiEND,
"Yaar 1 LADKi Mujhko HAS K Dekh rahi hai"
kYa KarU ?
Friend :
Pehle confrm kar,
HAS k Dekh rahi hai Ya Dekh k HAS Rahi hai..
Srdar-Tumara nam Kya h?
Grl-Tina or tumara?
Srdar-Kamina
Grl-jhut mat bolo
Srdar-Ley! Tu 5min pass me beth k dekhLe
Tu isi naam se bulayegi..!
Preeto- Raat Bhar Mobile Charging Me Mat Rakho,
Blast Ho Jayega..
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Santa- Oye,
Tu Chain Se So Ja
Maine Mobile Se Pehle Hi Battery Nikal Di Hai.
Preeto-Chalo koi to dimag wala kaam kiya.
