Jokes-Funny SMS

sardar-ye shadi ke jode kown banata hai.
2sardar- o ji jodiyaan to aashman me bante hai bhagwan unhe banate hain.

1sardar- o teriiii...
2sardar-kya hua.....?

1sardar- mai to abhi-abhi joda darji ko de aaya.......

Like SMS - 42 - SMS Length: 224 Sardar SMS

Wife (in a romantic mood): janu ek puppy do na !
Sardar: UFF , Fashion dekho...
Ghar me khane ko paise nahi hai aur is k

Like SMS - 43 - SMS Length: 124 Sardar SMS

1 Sardar ki Watch Bigad Gai to Khol ke Baitha,

Ander 1 Machchar Mara Pada Tha,
.
.
.
.
Sardar:- Yele,
Chalegi Kaise Driver to Sala Pee ke Pada hai

Like SMS - 45 - SMS Length: 162 Sardar SMS

Teacher:
Radio or nws ppr me kya farq h?
BRILLIANT SARDAR (bahut soch kr)
Dekho madam, nws ppr me hum Roti lapet k le ja sakte h
Mgar Radio me nahi.

Like SMS - 49 - SMS Length: 156 Sardar SMS

Ek admi na ek sardar ko har rooj phone kar ke pherasan kar raha tha ek din sardar na ek naya sim card lakar us admi ko sms keya aab tera baap bhi mujha thang nahi kar sakta kaun ki maina wo no bandh kar deya hai

Like SMS - 51 - SMS Length: 211 Sardar SMS

wife: Aaj prty kyu de rhe ho?
srdar: Kal mera scooter kho gaya,
bhagwan ka sukr hai ki me us par nahi baitha tha,
varna me bhi kho jata.

Like SMS - 42 - SMS Length: 142 Sardar SMS

Sardar asman per dekh raha tha,

usne Pathan se pucha:

yar ye SURAJ hai ya CHAND?

Pathan ne kaha:

pata nai main is SHEHER main naya aaya hun.

Like SMS - 41 - SMS Length: 156 Sardar SMS

A man to Sardar:How was ur english paper

Sardar:It was f9 but i forgot the 3rd form of "think"

Then i thought

& thought

& thought

& finally i wrote thunk

Like SMS - 40 - SMS Length: 173 Sardar SMS

Sardar:Yaar Main Ne Apni Girl Friend Ko Gift Dena Hai,

Bta Na Yar kya dun use?



Pathan: Gold ki ring de dey.



Sardar: Koi Bari Cheez bata.




Pathan:Tractor ka pichla tyre de dey..

Like SMS - 39 - SMS Length: 205 Sardar SMS

Sardar on phone "Doctor my wife is pergnant.She is having pain right now".
Doctor: Is this her first child?
Sardar: No this is her husband speaking..

Like SMS - 41 - SMS Length: 154 Sardar SMS