Madam to sardar
apke bacche k kitne kam marks aaye hai.
Marks:-
ENG:-09
HINDI:-03
Science:-05
maths:- 04
s.s.:-06
Total:- 27
oye kamal he total me sbse jayda iski to tution bi nahi lagai thi
sahbash beta...
sardar to pandit.ye apke sir pe choti kyo he.......
pandit -is se mere dimag me vichar aate he.
sardar-sale idhar sir pe to pura tata sky laga rkha h phir bhi kuch nhi aata he
Sardar in art gallary says:Is bhayank tasvir ko aap "modern art" kehte hai?
Art dealer:mere baap tu dimag mat lga..
ghar ja..ye aaina hai!!
Sardar Was Going With His Sister,
Someone Shouts "Oye Mashooka Lekar Kahan Chale"
Sardar Gets Angry And Slaps Him N Says "Oye, Mashooka Hogi Teri Meri To Sister He"
Ek palang par 3 sardar so rahe ke liye aye or waha jagya kam pad rahi thi to ek
sardar niche chala gaya to 2 sardar bole ab upar aja jagya ho gai he
Sardar got job in Airtel,
customr:Hello!my Airtel sim locked what 2 do?
Sardar:u dont take tention remove Airtel sim put BSNL sim,
thank u 4 calling.
Sardar- beta ye kesi machis leke aya h,
ye to 1 bhi nhi jal rhi h,
beta- kya bat krte ho papa sari chek karke laya hun.....
Sardar to rikshawala-station jane ka kitna loge
rikshawala-50 rupya
sardar-20 mai nahi.chaloge
rikshawala-20.mai kaun le jayega
saedar-tum piche baitho mai le jaunga.
Teacher- explain about terrorist?
Sardar- terrorist is a tourist, who comer from other country to celebrate diwali in our country.
Sardar gahri soch me
Wife-kya soch rahe ho?
Srdr-ye zeenews walo ko kaise pata chalta hai.
Wife-kya?
Srdr-yahi k
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