Sardar: Dunya ka sab sey purana janwar
kon sa hai ?
Pathan: Zebra
Sardar : Woh kaisy ???
Pathan: Oyey yara woh abi tak Black and White hai...
Police raat ko sardar se: tera naam kya hai
sardar: sher singh
police: aur tere baap ka
sardar: samsher singh
police: fir yaha kyun khada hai
sardar: ji, aage gali me kutta hai
Sardar:maine apki dukan se murgi dana kharida tha?
DUKANDAR:to kya usme koi kharabi nikali,
Sardar:mahina ho gaya mujhe khet me boye, abhi tak murgi nahi ugi hai.
Sardar Was Arrested 4 A Road Accident
Judge : How Did Accident Occur
Sardar :I Donot Know Sir I Was Sleeping.
A sardar ji pulled out 6 people from a burning house…
still he was in jail…….
..why?
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.
.
.
coz all the 6 were fire brigade staff !!!
What is Common between : Krishna, Ram,
Gandhiji nd Jesus..?
Sardar ji Replied : All are Born on
Government Holidays..!!!
1 srdar bullet chala rha tha,
sardar activa vali se: kbi bullet chalai hai?
Ldki tez krke aage nikl gai.
Srdar barabr me aakr... kbi bullet chalai h?
Ldki slow ho gai
Aage jakr sardar ka accidnt ho gya.
Ldki: or chala le bullet.
Srdar: kameeni, yhi to puch rha tha, chlai h to bta de break kaise lagte hain.
Mehman khana
khate hue bole:
Ye tumhara kutta
mujhe bahut der
se ghoor raha hai.
Sardar:-Tum jaldi
se kha lo wo apni
plate pehchan
gaya hai.
Ek bus main sari ladkiyan chadh gai.
Or bus main bheed ho gai.
To condecter ne kaha.
NO MORE NO MORE NO MORE....
to neeche khde sardar ne kaha..
Sale sari MORNI MORNI chadha li ab hame kahta h NO MORE NO MORE.......
Sardar comes back to his car nd
find a note saying 'Parking fine'
He writes a note and sticks it to a pole
'Thanks for compliment'