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U r Ultimate
U r Lovely
U r Likable
U r Unique
In short ……
U r ULLU !!

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Diff B/W Ignorance & selfcontrol?

When u c mirror & u don’t laugh at yourself,
that is ignorance!

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When i look at u & i don’t laugh,
thats called self control:-)

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Ultimate insult..

I Iove your smile becoz..
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My favorite colour is “YELLOW”!!

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Question: Why do men chase women
when they have no intention of marrying?

Answer: For the same reason dogs chase cars
when they have no intention of driving.

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Ek din sardar k ghar pe light chale gye.
usne sigrat jalane k lye machis dhonde lekin nahe mile
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Akhir me wo mombati ko bujha kar so gaya

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Sardar rough sardar.....
Santa ke gao me nadi pe bridge banaya gaya.
Builder: Bahut achcha ho gya!
Santa: Haan ji
Pehle dhoop me tair k nadi paar krte the
Ab chhav rahegi

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Aik sardar k sar sy khon beh rha tha

Dr.ye sab kesy hova

sardar.men hath sy diwar tor rha tha to aik admi ny kaha k sardar g kabhi khopri v istmal kr lia kro

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Srdar Office se chori se jldi Ghar gya,
Wha Usne Apni BV ko Boss k sth Deka,
Wo Bhag k office Waps gya or bola,
BAAP RE BAAP! BOSS DKH LETA TO AJ NOKRI chali jati YAAR...

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Joke in one word - SARDAR

Joke in two words - Intelligent SARDAR

Joke in three words - SARDAR playing chess

Joke in four words - SARDAR wins the game.

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A sardarji goes to a chinese restaurant and puts his finger
on the last of menu; Bring this.

Waiter: Oh! you can't get it
because he is the owner of restaurant...

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