Jokes-Funny SMS

1White cat pani me gir gyi
to paas baithi black cat kya bolegi?
socho?
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socho?
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Scientist ki tarah mat socho
Wo myau myau hi bolegi

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Ye kis tarah yad aa rhe ho
ankhe band h phir bhi nzr aa rahe ho

Na jane Q aisa lgta h jaise samne khade ho

or seeng hilake ORBIT chaba rhe ho...!

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Ummid Ki Imarat Beh Gayi,
Aankho Se Aanshu Ki Nadiya Beh Gayi,

Tumhari Kya Izzat Reh Gayi,

Jab Pados Ki "Item" Tumhe "Uncle" Keh Gayi.

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Palko Pe Apni bithaya Hai tumhe,
Badi duao ke baad paya Hai tumhe,
Asani se nahi mile ho tum,
National-Zoological park se Churaya Hai Tumhe.

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Once 3 Eggs Fall on the Ground but Only 2 eggs broken Why...?

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Sometimes it happens Don't Take Tension.

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God saw u Hungry,he created Pizza
He saw u thirsty,he created Pepsi
He saw u in dark,he created light
he saw me without Prob,he created U

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Teri Dosti me diwana ho gaya,
Tuje Apna banate-banate begana ho gaya,
Pukar le 1 Bar Pyar se muze ae DOST,
Murge ki Awaz sune jmana ho gya.

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pyara sa koi Sandesh bhej do,
Dosti ka sachcha UPDESH bhej do,
Agar DOSTO ko 1SmS na bhej sako,To subah uthkar kisi ko apna Mobile BECH do

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Dua hai aap u hi muskurana.
Aankho me apni nmi kbhi na lana.

Mana zindagi bhar aap KANJUS

rahoge.

Par hum DUA kr denge or aap

SUDHAR jana.

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Ansu tere nikle to anke meri ho


Dil tera dadke to dadkan meri ho



kuda kre dosti hmari itani gahri ho



k sadak par tu pite aur galti meri hO

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