1White cat pani me gir gyi
to paas baithi black cat kya bolegi?
socho?
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socho?
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Scientist ki tarah mat socho
Wo myau myau hi bolegi
Ye kis tarah yad aa rhe ho
ankhe band h phir bhi nzr aa rahe ho
Na jane Q aisa lgta h jaise samne khade ho
or seeng hilake ORBIT chaba rhe ho...!
Ummid Ki Imarat Beh Gayi,
Aankho Se Aanshu Ki Nadiya Beh Gayi,
Tumhari Kya Izzat Reh Gayi,
Jab Pados Ki "Item" Tumhe "Uncle" Keh Gayi.
Palko Pe Apni bithaya Hai tumhe,
Badi duao ke baad paya Hai tumhe,
Asani se nahi mile ho tum,
National-Zoological park se Churaya Hai Tumhe.
Once 3 Eggs Fall on the Ground but Only 2 eggs broken Why...?
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Sometimes it happens Don't Take Tension.
God saw u Hungry,he created Pizza
He saw u thirsty,he created Pepsi
He saw u in dark,he created light
he saw me without Prob,he created U
Teri Dosti me diwana ho gaya,
Tuje Apna banate-banate begana ho gaya,
Pukar le 1 Bar Pyar se muze ae DOST,
Murge ki Awaz sune jmana ho gya.
pyara sa koi Sandesh bhej do,
Dosti ka sachcha UPDESH bhej do,
Agar DOSTO ko 1SmS na bhej sako,To subah uthkar kisi ko apna Mobile BECH do
Dua hai aap u hi muskurana.
Aankho me apni nmi kbhi na lana.
Mana zindagi bhar aap KANJUS
rahoge.
Par hum DUA kr denge or aap
SUDHAR jana.
Ansu tere nikle to anke meri ho
Dil tera dadke to dadkan meri ho
kuda kre dosti hmari itani gahri ho
k sadak par tu pite aur galti meri hO