Jokes-Funny SMS

I chased frnd.
I found luv.
I chased Desire.
I found Topes.
I chased Reality.
I found dreams.
I chased Chimpazee.
& i got you.

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Zindagi me Kamyab Hone k 2 Oosul
1) Kabhi Kisi ko Poori baat mat bathao



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Kya dhondh rahe ho?

Mujhko b KAMYAB hona hai

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Ur a "flower" in english


In sanskrit "pushp"



In arabi "Zuhra"



In urdu "Gul"



Dont b so happy,bcoz

in hindi ur a

"FOOL"

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Yeh form fill karo

Name:_

FathersName:_

Cast:_

Gender:_

Age:_

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Aur Pagal-Khane me jama kara do.!

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Do u knw d meaning of KKPK?
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K- Kya
K- Krogo
P- Pta
K- Karke.?

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Yamraj-Ur Time is Over
Katrina-Kya koi Rasta Hai Bachne ka?
Yam-Hai !
SMS Padhne wale ko KISS Karo
Katrina-Oh Shit!
Fir to Mujhe Utha Hi Lo.. !

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Mangi Thi Dua Maine Rab Se

Dena Kuch Aisa Jo Alag Ho Sab Se

Rab Ne Mila Diya Humko Apse

Or Kaha ki
Bas Yahi Cartoon Different Hai Sab Se.

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Name:CHAMPA
DOB:14/8/72

Wt:149kg

Hght:4ft

Clr:Black

State:Jharkhand

kaam:Gobar uthana

Dream:Shadi karungi to sirf is sms padhne walese he.

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I.Q.Test:
Char zero ek saat likho
Likha?
kaise?
0000 aise likha?
Fail..

Correct Ans "4017"
Ghar walo ne kitni umido se padhaya, sab pani me..

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Badal Chale Zor-Shor K Sath,
Ole Gir Rhe Zor Shor K Sath,
Har Pal Dhyan Rakho Apne B.F & GF Ka,
Thand Ke Maare Chipak Na Jaye Kisi Aur Ke Saath..?

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