Jokes-Funny SMS

Haal-a-Dil Jub Jataunga Kisko


Subah Subah Bulaunga Kisko



Jub Tu Hi Ruth Jayega aDost



To KUTTEYWALA Biscuit Khilaunga Kisko...?

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Jane ye kaise Afsane Lagne Lage
Aapko Hum Beigane Lagne Lage,
Ab to Aap Hame SmS b Nahi karte,
Shayad Apni Shadi k Liye Paise Bachane Lage..!!

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Aap1
Achhe

Sacche

imandar

Mehanti

Kushal

Honhar

Hoshiyar

Jigyasu

Karmath

Parishrami

Mahan

Vidwan

Nek

Dayalu

Bhale

insan k SmS padh rahe ho.

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1-7 Year GIRLS
Love MUMMY

8-14 Year GIRLS
Love DADY

23-50 Yr GIRLS
Love HUSBAND


Wht Searching

Oh!
Bt 15-22 Yr GIRLs Luvs "YOU"..








Ab Niche Kya Dehkrahe ho..?


Just 'Joking'..!

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Chand Ne kaha to PYAAR kar,


Shama Ne kaha to Ankhen 4 kar,


Gori ko cheda to Boli Muskurakar,


Abhi to Nadan hai Kuch der Intezar Kar

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Kaam me itna na ulja karo,
kabhi hame b yaad kiya karo,
sher-o-shayari na b aaye to
kya hua aaye huye sms hi forward kar diya karo.

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Mohabbat Insan ki zarurat Hai
DiLo pe Mohabbat ki Hukumat Hai
Teri Dosti ki Wajah se Chup Hu

Warna Teri Girlfrnd ko b Meri zaroorat Hai.

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10 nimbu nikle khatte

20 nimbu nikle khatte

30 nimbu nikle khatte

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Itna dhyan se kya pad rha h ULLU_Ke_PATTHE

Sabi nimbu hote hi h khatte..!

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Jab Gadhe Ki Maut Aati Hai



Toh





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Toh Gadha Mar Jata Hai..
Aapko To Har Baat Me Twist Chahiye.....

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Sochta Hu Kanjoson Ka Ek Department Banau
Chairman Ki Kursi Par Aap K0 Bithau
Duniya Se Aap K0 Chanda Dilwau
Ta K Aap Se Kuch Msgz To Le Pau.

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