Jokes-Funny SMS

Phone ek mandir,
Sms uska devta,
Sms bhejnewala pujari,
Sms padnewala bhakt,
Padkar sms karnewala dani,
Or na karnewala mandir k bahar ka BHIKHARI.

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Mere kamre Me
Udte Hai Badal











Wah Wa Wah Wa











Mere Kamre Me

Udte Hai Badal












"Mai Kuch Bi Likhu

Padthe hai pagal..?

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Kabhi pasand naa aaye saath mera,
Toh..
Bataa dena..
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Hum dil par patthar rakh k,
Tumhe...
Goli maar denge......

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TIPS how to save 10 paisa per year...

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Isme bhi interested ho?
Kasam se yaar.

Kaha le jaoge itna bacha kar...??

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Agar aap se koi Ladki set nahi ho rahi
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To aapki shakal acchi nahi hogi.
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Beta iss men main kya kar sakta hu..?

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2Pyaj
3Lahsun

5Gm JiRa
3Kali MiRch

2Spun Namk
4Spun Oil

1Cup WatR
Thodi c HaRi Dhaniya

Pta H Hm Kya Bna Rhe H?

APkO uLLu
Wo B MasaledaR...

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RELIANCE ka palang,

BSNL ka gadda,

AIRTEL ka takiya,


TATA ki rajai

uske ander Aap

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VODAFONE ka


k


k..

Kutta nahi be..

ZOO-zoo wo B 3G wala..


What an IDEA sar ji.

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Lub khamosh ho jate h jb tum samne ate ho
dil dhadkta h jb nigahe milate ho

saans ruk jati h jab muskurate ho

Heart patient hu

itna kyo darate ho.

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Tum sa koi dusra Zameen par hua to Rab se sikayat hogi..!


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1 To jhela nahi jata dusra aagaya to kya halat hogi..?

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Fizao me tum ho,
hawao me tum ho,



Sach hi suna tha-

Buri aatma ka koi thikana nahi hota.

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