SMS Categories
Jokes-Funny SMS
Lady At Police Stn:
Plz Find My Husbnd,
I'l Die Witout Him!
Police:
Wah!
Itna pyar?
Lady:
No,
He Is The Only Who
Earns,
Cooks,
Washes Cloths
& Cleans D House
Wife : Agar Main Mountain Everest Pe Chadhun Toh Aap Mujhe Kya Doge ?
Husband : Pagli, Isme Pucchne Wali Kya Baat Hai...
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"DHAKKAA !"
MasterJi apne Student se bole: koi aashiqi wala Sher sunao.
Stdnt:
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"Mota marta Moti pe,
Bhukha marta Roti pe,
MasterJi ki 2 Betiya hai,
par mein toh Marta Choti pe."
Journalist: Aap Ka Favrt. Phool Kon Sa Hai?
Meera: O So Nice Question...
Phoolon Me Mujhe Flower Bohat Pasand Hain. :-]
1 student ki life ka sabse funny pal kab hota h?
Jab usko exam me kuch nahi aa raha ho or
piche teacher aake kahe
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"copy chupa lo...pichhe wala dekh raha hai!"
Aap Ka Sms NeeChey Hain
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aur Neechey
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Thora aur NeeChey
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One Step More
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Aap Aik Sms Ke liye Itna girr Jaaon Ge,
Mujhey Maloom Nahee tha!
Ek Din socha ke #apni vali ke sath ..
Ek #_dp dal dun ...
Phir #socha
#Rahne dun ....
Hazaro #ladkiyo ka #dil toot jayega.............(@)
""घर की मुर्गी दाल बराबर"" आज हो ही गई ??
मोडी देश के पहले ऐसे पोयम है जो तुअर दाल भी 150 रूपये किलो बेच रहे है और मुर्गी मांस भी 150 रूपये किलो बेच रहे है !!
People have choosed their life partner.....
And I'm still confused "Andey k sath paratha khau ya bread" :P
Ladki Wale:- ladka Sharaab Peeta
Hai ?
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Ladke Wale;- Ji Bilkul
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Ladki wale - Konsi?
Ladke vale - johnny walker black label...
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Ladki Wale:- Matlab. Acha Kamata
Hai
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