Jokes-Funny SMS

Added 7 years ago

Lady At Police Stn:
Plz Find My Husbnd,
I'l Die Witout Him!


Police:
Wah!
Itna pyar?


Lady:
No,
He Is The Only Who
Earns,
Cooks,
Washes Cloths
& Cleans D House

Like SMS - 33 - SMS Length: 205 Husband Vs Wife
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Added 7 years ago

Wife : Agar Main Mountain Everest Pe Chadhun Toh Aap Mujhe Kya Doge ?




Husband : Pagli, Isme Pucchne Wali Kya Baat Hai...
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"DHAKKAA !"

Like SMS - 36 - SMS Length: 170 Husband Vs Wife
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Added 7 years ago

MasterJi apne Student se bole: koi aashiqi wala Sher sunao.

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"Mota marta Moti pe,

Bhukha marta Roti pe,

MasterJi ki 2 Betiya hai,

par mein toh Marta Choti pe."

Like SMS - 16 - SMS Length: 207 Funny SMS
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Added 7 years ago

Journalist: Aap Ka Favrt. Phool Kon Sa Hai?

Meera: O So Nice Question...

Phoolon Me Mujhe Flower Bohat Pasand Hain. :-]

Like SMS - 16 - SMS Length: 129 Funny SMS
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Added 7 years ago

1 student ki life ka sabse funny pal kab hota h?


Jab usko exam me kuch nahi aa raha ho or
piche teacher aake kahe
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"copy chupa lo...pichhe wala dekh raha hai!"

Like SMS - 12 - SMS Length: 188 Funny SMS
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Added 7 years ago

Aap Ka Sms NeeChey Hain
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aur Neechey
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Thora aur NeeChey
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One Step More
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Aap Aik Sms Ke liye Itna girr Jaaon Ge,

Mujhey Maloom Nahee tha!

Like SMS - 53 - SMS Length: 338 Insult SMS
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Added 7 years ago

Ek Din socha ke #apni vali ke sath ..
Ek #_dp dal dun ...

Phir #socha
#Rahne dun ....
Hazaro #ladkiyo ka #dil toot jayega.............(@)

Like SMS - 25 - SMS Length: 146 Funny SMS
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Added 7 years ago

""घर की मुर्गी दाल बराबर"" आज हो ही गई ??
मोडी देश के पहले ऐसे पोयम है जो तुअर दाल भी 150 रूपये किलो बेच रहे है और मुर्गी मांस भी 150 रूपये किलो बेच रहे है !!

Like SMS - 20 - SMS Length: 373 Funny SMS
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Added 7 years ago

People have choosed their life partner.....
And I'm still confused "Andey k sath paratha khau ya bread" :P

Like SMS - 16 - SMS Length: 107 Funny SMS
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Added 7 years ago

Ladki Wale:- ladka Sharaab Peeta
Hai ?
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Ladke Wale;- Ji Bilkul
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Ladki wale - Konsi?



Ladke vale - johnny walker black label...
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Ladki Wale:- Matlab. Acha Kamata
Hai
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Rishta Pakka

Like SMS - 14 - SMS Length: 219 Funny SMS
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