Jokes-Funny SMS

You are many kilometres away frm me.
Bt still I'm watching ur every move thru 3 different channels



1.pogo



2.cartoon network



3.AnimalPlanet.

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Kya halat ho gai hai zamaneki
sabko aadat rupai bachaneki
sms toh kabh ke ho gaya free
par logo ki aadat nahi gayi

"balance bachaneki"

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Na jane log kyu darte hai.

Na sms na call karte hai.

Or kuch aap jaise bhi hai is duniya me

Jo misscall maar kr bhi balance check karte hai.

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Aap Dikhne Me No.1
Apka Andaz No.1
Apki Bate No.1
Apke Nakhre No.1
Apki Hasi No.1
Apki Chal No.1
Apki Khubsurti No.1


Or Main
Fekne Ne B No.1.

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Jane kya hoga is
BHARAT desh ka?

Padhe
likhe
hone
ke
baad
bi
aadhe
se
jyada
log
anguthe
ka
istemal
karte
he.
Ab
is
sms
padhne
wale
ko
hi
Dekho.

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Lab Sil Jate H Jb Tm Samne Ate Ho
Dil Dhadkta H Jb Tum Nigah Milate Ho
Sans Ruk Jati H Jb Tum Muskurate Ho
Koi PRET ATMA Ho Kya Jo Itna Darate Ho

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SMS KARNE KE 4 FAYDA HAI:-
1. MOBILE KO JANG NAHI LAGTA HAI 2.TIMEPASS HO JATA HAI.
3.JISE SMS KARO WO BHI KHUS AUR
4.KON KON KANJUS HAI PATA CHAL JATA HAI.

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Dil mein basi H dosti teri,




Ankho me basi H tasveer teri,





Jab be aaye yaad humko teri,





Hum dekhte H Tom & Jerry

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Green green bag me hare hare tote...

Wah wah...

Green green bag me hare hare tote...

Wah wah...

Hum to subah uth kar naha late h aap to muh bhi nahi dhote..

Ab bolo beta wah wah

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A study has proved that
all fools use their THUMB

while reading a SMS.



Now its 2 late dont try to

change ur finger!

Catch another fool!!

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