Jokes-Funny SMS

5 Doctor, 5 Engineer Aur
1 Teacher Helicopter Ki
Rassi Se Latke The.
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Pilot Ne Kaha,
Wajan Jyada Hai Koi 1 Aadmi
Rassi Chor De,
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Teacher Bola Ye Kurbani
Main Dunga..
Taliyan Bajaiye,
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Aur Sare Doctor Taali
Bajane Lage Aur Wajan
Kam Ho Gaya..
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Moral Of The Story:
"Chahe Doctor Ban Jao Ya Engineer,
Par Guru Hamesa Guru Hi Hota Hai.
Ha Ha Ha Thoko Like

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Wife: Dear, this computer is not working as per my
command.
Husband: Exactly darling!
its a computer, not a Husband..!!

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Is kader hum apko chahte hai ki,
duniya wale dekhkar jal jate hai.
yu to hum sabeko ullu banate hai,
lakin aap thoda jaldi ban jaate hai.OK.

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Ek bakri thi deewani si,
Ek bakre pe wo marti thi,
Sarmake puch hila ke galiyo se gujrati thi,
Jb bhi milti thi photo tumhara de kr pucha karti thi-
ye BAKRA kaha milega.

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2 Pyaz,
3 Lahsun,
50gm Zira,
3 Pao Mich,
2 Spoon Namak,
1 cup Water
or
Thoda sa hara Dhaniya,

Pata hai hum kya bana rahe hai?

Apko
Bewakuf
or
Wo bhi Masala laga kr.

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Chala ja msg tu ban ke gulab,

Hogi sachhi dosti to aayega jawab,

Agar na aaye jawab to mat hona udaas,

SAMJH LENA BARTAN MAANJ RAHE HONGE JANAB

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ApKi eK Baat Muje Bhot Pasnd Hai:

"..Ap Jab Bhi Koi SMS Krte Ho,
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Toh
DiL'se Krte Ho!

Qki..

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Dimag To ApKe Pas Hai Hi Nhi..!"

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Jee krta h aapke pass aau,
Aapke pass aa k ruk jaoon.

Na baithu na bolu,

Bas Aapki

Ankho me

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orange ka chilka nichod k bhaag ja.

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Achha 1Bat Batao,
GADHA Tanhai Me kya Mehsus karta H?

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Koi Jaldi nhi Hai

Mehsus karke Bata Dena..!

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Akele Ja Rhe The
Jivan k Rasto Pe
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Nirash

Dukhi

Thake Huye
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Fir 1 Mod Pe Aap Sa DOST Mila
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Or
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Baki Zindagi Ka Bhi
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SATYANASH
Ho Gaya...!

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