5 Doctor, 5 Engineer Aur
1 Teacher Helicopter Ki
Rassi Se Latke The.
.
.
Pilot Ne Kaha,
Wajan Jyada Hai Koi 1 Aadmi
Rassi Chor De,
.
.
Teacher Bola Ye Kurbani
Main Dunga..
Taliyan Bajaiye,
.
.
Aur Sare Doctor Taali
Bajane Lage Aur Wajan
Kam Ho Gaya..
.
Moral Of The Story:
"Chahe Doctor Ban Jao Ya Engineer,
Par Guru Hamesa Guru Hi Hota Hai.
Ha Ha Ha Thoko Like
Wife: Dear, this computer is not working as per my
command.
Husband: Exactly darling!
its a computer, not a Husband..!!
Is kader hum apko chahte hai ki,
duniya wale dekhkar jal jate hai.
yu to hum sabeko ullu banate hai,
lakin aap thoda jaldi ban jaate hai.OK.
Ek bakri thi deewani si,
Ek bakre pe wo marti thi,
Sarmake puch hila ke galiyo se gujrati thi,
Jb bhi milti thi photo tumhara de kr pucha karti thi-
ye BAKRA kaha milega.
2 Pyaz,
3 Lahsun,
50gm Zira,
3 Pao Mich,
2 Spoon Namak,
1 cup Water
or
Thoda sa hara Dhaniya,
Pata hai hum kya bana rahe hai?
Apko
Bewakuf
or
Wo bhi Masala laga kr.
Chala ja msg tu ban ke gulab,
Hogi sachhi dosti to aayega jawab,
Agar na aaye jawab to mat hona udaas,
SAMJH LENA BARTAN MAANJ RAHE HONGE JANAB
ApKi eK Baat Muje Bhot Pasnd Hai:
"..Ap Jab Bhi Koi SMS Krte Ho,
.
.
Toh
DiL'se Krte Ho!
Qki..
.
.
.
.
Dimag To ApKe Pas Hai Hi Nhi..!"
Jee krta h aapke pass aau,
Aapke pass aa k ruk jaoon.
Na baithu na bolu,
Bas Aapki
Ankho me
.
.
.
.
orange ka chilka nichod k bhaag ja.
Achha 1Bat Batao,
GADHA Tanhai Me kya Mehsus karta H?
*
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>
Koi Jaldi nhi Hai
Mehsus karke Bata Dena..!
Akele Ja Rhe The
Jivan k Rasto Pe
.
Nirash
Dukhi
Thake Huye
.
Fir 1 Mod Pe Aap Sa DOST Mila
.
Or
.
Baki Zindagi Ka Bhi
.
SATYANASH
Ho Gaya...!