Phul khilkar udas he.
Samandar ko aaj pani ki pyaas he
Ek bar muskura do dost..
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Ram Gopal Varma ko naye BHOOT ki talash hai..!
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z..,,,...
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Isme 1 missing hai.
Ab ooper kya dekh rahe ho?
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Abcd mein 1 kabhi ata hai kya?
M_rkh,
St_pid,
B_dh_,
D_ffer,
Bewak_f,
Ghoch_,
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Bhond__,
dekha......
Everything is incomplete without "U"
me tumhe ek jaruri bat batana chta hu.
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Yahi ki ye msg blank he.
Ha......ha.........ha.......
Likhe jo khat tujhe wo teri yad me
jo raat ayi to papa ne padh liye
savera jb hua to jute pad gaye
wo fanaa wale bal ghajani me badal gaye
Santa: mere frnd ne chupke se
Mere mobile se meri gf ka no:le liya.
Banta: fir kya hua..?
Santa: Bewakoof kal raat se
Apni bahen ko Romantic msgs bhej
raha hai.
1 Girl fansi laga kar suicide kar rhi thi Santa ne window se dekha,
or bola
Sirf latakne se height nahi badhegi,mummy ko bolo complan pilaye.
SANTA: Rasgulle hai?
DUKANDAAR: Nahi,!
SANTA: Dekh lunga.
DUKANDAAR (Gusse me(: Kya dekh loge?
SANTA: Dusri dukaan me jakar dekh loonga!
Wife ne santa ko SMS kiya
Kitni der me Aa rhe ho?
santa ne Jawab me SMS kiya
20-25 mint me Aa rha hu,
Agr Der ho jaye to ye
SMS fir se Padh lena
Santa- Aaj Mera Beta First Class Me Aaya.
Teacher- Very Good.
Kisme Aaya?
SanTa- RAJDHANI EXPRESS TRAIN Me....:-D