Jokes-Funny SMS

Question:
Pagal Tanhai Me Kya Mehsoos Karta Hai?
Please Reply Must Zarori Nahi Ke Abhi Reply Karo.
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JAB MEHS00S KAR0 T0 BATA DENA

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Mere Kamre Main Urte Hain Badal

WAH WAH

Mere Kamre Main Urte Hain Badal

WAH WAH

Mein Likhon Kuch Bhe Ghor Se Parhte Hein Pagal.
Hahahahahaha.

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A Serious MENTAL opearation will start at mental hospital of KOLKATA SSKM,so all
Doctors and Nurses r ready.Bt the MENTAL PATIENT is now busy 2 read this SMS.

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Question for brillient people,
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question only for briliant people not for Aadiwasi...

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Is Mantra Ko jeetni Baar Bologe Utne Dhan Ki Prapti Hoti Hai.
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"Bhagwan Ke Naam Par De De Baba"

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Meharban Kadardan Dekhie is SMS Ka Kamal
Ghanti Bajegi,Bandar Nachega
Mobile Uthaega,SMS Padhega,Muskuraega
Ab Frwd Kar k Hoshiyari dikhaega

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There are some fools in this world who always reply "NO" to every question we ask..!


Now you tell me,"Are you Such A PERSON?

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Dil Me Ek Shor Ho Rha He,
Bin Msg Ke Dil Bor Ho Rha He,

Kahi Aisa To Nhi..

Ek Pyara Sa Dost Ab tak Ghar K Bartan dho Rha He.

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Teen Bandar Delhi K Zoo Se Bhag Gaye.
Ek Bandar Pizza Khate Hue Pakda Gaya.
Dusra Burgar Kha Raha Tha.
Aur Teesra Bade Dhyan Se msg Padh Raha Tha..??

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Aaj ye baat samajh aai,
is dharti par aapki hukumat samajh aai
aapko dharti par bhejna khuda ka bahana tha,
kyun ki ravan k baad kisiko ana tha

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