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Ye
Lo
1 Rupaiye Ka Coin & send me sms,
Kanjusi ki bhi koi
had hoti hai,
Aur khabardar is
1 rupaiye se LOLIPOP kharidi to..

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Learn Magic.
Keep 1 monkey in ur right side &keep 1 monkey in ur left side.
Then look into a mirror.
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U will See extra 1 monkey in middle!!

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Teri pyaari surat pe dil harun,
Teri har jaroorat pe jaan varun,
Jab bhi sochoon teri harkatoon ke bare mein toh,
Dil kare tere kaan ke neeche do marun.

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Kash Tum BAKRI Hoti,

Main Tum Ko Ghass Khilata Aur

Pyar Se Tumhare Seengh

Pakarta Aur Puchta Pagal Kon?

Tum Ya Main ?

Or Tum Pyar Se Bolti,

Main Main..

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HOSPiTAL attendance

LANGDA

Present sir,

BEHRA

Presnt sir,

ANDHA

Presnt,



MENTAL



MENTAL

MENTAL

SMS baad me padhna varna absnt lag Jayegi.

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Every Sec God Remember U.. Every Min God Bless U..
Every Hour God Cares 4U..
Bcoz, Evryday I Pray 2 Him 'Dost Moorkh Hai Thoda Dhyan Dena Prabhu...'

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namskar ye male -female seva h.
yadi aap purush h to 5 sms bheje.
Yadi aap ISTRI h to 3 sms bhejhe.
aur yadi aap in dono me se koi nahi to sms mat bheje hum aapka dard samajh sakte h.

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1 Ghar me 2 Pagal the.
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1 ka Naam tha KON PAGAL,
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Dusre ka MAIN PAGAL.
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KON PAGAL Ghar se bhag gaya,
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to Ghar me Kaun bacha?
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Haso mat jawab do.?

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Hum ne ki dosti apse Bohat sochne k bad,
Kuch b na dekha apko dekhne k Bad,
Duniya chor denge
apko chorne k bad,
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ALLAH maaf kare itni lambi lambi chorne k baad

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Agar kab tumhara akele ka panga 10/20 aadmi k sath b ho jaye to mujhe bulana.......
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Maine kabhi kisiko maar khate nahi dekha...

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