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Ye
Lo
1 Rupaiye Ka Coin & send me sms,
Kanjusi ki bhi koi
had hoti hai,
Aur khabardar is
1 rupaiye se LOLIPOP kharidi to..
Learn Magic.
Keep 1 monkey in ur right side &keep 1 monkey in ur left side.
Then look into a mirror.
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U will See extra 1 monkey in middle!!
Teri pyaari surat pe dil harun,
Teri har jaroorat pe jaan varun,
Jab bhi sochoon teri harkatoon ke bare mein toh,
Dil kare tere kaan ke neeche do marun.
Kash Tum BAKRI Hoti,
Main Tum Ko Ghass Khilata Aur
Pyar Se Tumhare Seengh
Pakarta Aur Puchta Pagal Kon?
Tum Ya Main ?
Or Tum Pyar Se Bolti,
Main Main..
HOSPiTAL attendance
LANGDA
Present sir,
BEHRA
Presnt sir,
ANDHA
Presnt,
MENTAL
MENTAL
MENTAL
SMS baad me padhna varna absnt lag Jayegi.
Every Sec God Remember U.. Every Min God Bless U..
Every Hour God Cares 4U..
Bcoz, Evryday I Pray 2 Him 'Dost Moorkh Hai Thoda Dhyan Dena Prabhu...'
namskar ye male -female seva h.
yadi aap purush h to 5 sms bheje.
Yadi aap ISTRI h to 3 sms bhejhe.
aur yadi aap in dono me se koi nahi to sms mat bheje hum aapka dard samajh sakte h.
1 Ghar me 2 Pagal the.
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1 ka Naam tha KON PAGAL,
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Dusre ka MAIN PAGAL.
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KON PAGAL Ghar se bhag gaya,
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to Ghar me Kaun bacha?
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Haso mat jawab do.?
Hum ne ki dosti apse Bohat sochne k bad,
Kuch b na dekha apko dekhne k Bad,
Duniya chor denge
apko chorne k bad,
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ALLAH maaf kare itni lambi lambi chorne k baad
Agar kab tumhara akele ka panga 10/20 aadmi k sath b ho jaye to mujhe bulana.......
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Maine kabhi kisiko maar khate nahi dekha...