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Aur Aapka Dimaag

Dono Khali..

.DE TAALI.

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Hum fizao k badalne ka intzar nai karte,
Aandhiyo k rukne ka intzar nai karte,
yaad aati he to SMS kar dete he,
hum KANJUSO K sms ka intezar nai karte.

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sms kerne main kitna maza aata hai
lekin dil ghabrata hai
kyunke balance jata hai
lekin asal maza tab aaata hai
jab kanjoos logon se sms ka jawab aata hai

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Kanjoos ki zindagi kya jeena,
kabhi humari tarah bhi jiya karo,
Roz mere sms padh kar sharam nahi aati,
kabhi khud bhi SMS kiya karo.

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Kutta=bafadar
bell=emandari
or
Gadhe=
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nice mat dekhna
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gadhe jo karna
na kahu wo wahi karte he

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1 waqt tha apke sms aise ate the


jaise kisi ne apki khopri pe

pistol rkhi hui hai

or apse sms karwa rha hai?



magar ab




lagta hai goli maar di.

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Aaj Barish Hone Ki Sambhavna Hai

Plz Apne Dimag Ko Barabar PLASTIC Se Dhak De

Kyo Ki

Khali Jagho Me Pani Jaldi Bharta Hai..

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1bar mang ke dekho suroj ko la denge,

1bar bol ke dekho chand ko bhi la denge,

1bar ro ke dekho ansoo tumhara poch denge,

1bar moskura ke dekho daant sab tor denge..

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Plz call me dost important kaam h
Meri 1 dost aayi hui h
Aapse baat karna chahti h

Use Vishwaas nahi hota ki BANDAR bhi baat kar sakte h!

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Apane pyar ko mat chupao ise jarurat hai jatane ki,
apani kubsurati mat chupao ise
jarurat hai dikhane ki...
ab aur perfume mat lagao, tumhe jarurat hai nahane ki...

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