Jokes-Funny SMS

Kya Ap Parwat Uta SkteHo
No
Kya Ap SanjivniButi La SkteHo
No
Ap Ye Sbkuch Nhi kr Skte
Qk
Sakal Bandar Jaisi Honese Koi
HANUMAN Nhi Banta

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Wo kaun c cheez hai jo ladki sirf pahnti hai or ladka khata bhi hai aur pahnta b hai?
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Simple
CHAPPAL

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CLASSIC INSULT-

Girl To Her BF- Mai Abhi Abhi Beauty Parlour Se Aa Rahi Hu..

Boy- Arre..

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Aaj Bhi Bandh Tha Kya.

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Log kehte hai..!
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"Agar achhe logo ko yaad kiya jaye toh waqt bhi achha guzarta hai.."

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So.

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Meine socha aapko...

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meri yaad dila du

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Ap ko pata He k
GABBAR ne THAKUR k hath hQ kate the



Gues



Q..ki Thakur Uske sms ka Reply Nai krta tha



AB TERA KYA HOGA Kaliya.

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Mai
Agar
Kahu
Tumsa
Hasen
Kainaat
Me
Nai
He
Koi .
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To Yar Yaqen Mat Krna
Insan Pareshani Me
Kuch Ulta Seedha Bol Jata H.

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Ae mere SMS mere dost ke pass jana
agar wo so rha ho to shor mat machana
Jab wo jage to dhire se 'Muskarana'
Phir khna "KANJUS" SMS kro.

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Every Morning, When I Wake Up

I Want To See a Beautiful Face

So
To Fix In My Room,

Plz Send a


Latest
Laminated
Large Size






'MIRROR'

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Apke dimag ki x-ray report aa gayi...

10gm mitti

10gm kankar

25 type ke kide

5gm makdi ke jale

500gm ghas pus

kamal hai mujhe to laga khali hoga.

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Kuch to duniya dari rakho,
kuch to dosti yari rakho,
call to tum karte nahi,
sms hi jari rakho,
jab sms bhi nahi karna ho to mobile almari me rakho

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